Talk to me...

[Aristus]

...

[Aristus]

1. Has everyone gone to bed?

[krispos42]

2. Trapped in a medical conference?

Ugh.

Try playing "Kerbal Space Program"; my kid got it for his birthday and I'm getting addicted to.

[Aristus]

4. Thanks for taking the time to lift up someone you don't even know...

I appreciate it...

[krispos42]

7. Have a funny

[Aristus]

10. HA!

Yes. We are guys, aren't we?...

[krispos42]

15. I am, last time I checked. :-) n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Well, I'm still up, my dear Aristus...

Waiting for some laundry to get dry...

I'm sorry you're bored, sweetie...

[Aristus]

5. Anxious to get started.

Wondering if I'll run into any of my old classmates tomorrow.

And anxious to get back to my wife...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. I believe that...

I'm sure she misses you too...

Is the conference the whole weekend?

[Aristus]

9. Nah. Just tomorrow.

I'm hoping to be home before about 8pm tomorrow night...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. Oh, that's good!

You and your wife won't be apart very long...

[Aristus]

13. We're texting right now..

We're disgusting...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. Oh, I really doubt that, lol!

Just a couple of lonely, possibly randy married people!

[A HERETIC I AM]

6. OK.....

I can see by your demeanor that you are a man of intellect and fine breeding. Birds sing louder and sweeter when you are near. Timid woodland creatures feel at ease when you walk by. Women swoon when you read poetry under deciduous trees. They smile gently when it is merely a pine. Children grow stronger, run faster and jump higher when you say the words "You're not doing that right".

When you were small, little old ladies experienced a warm glow when they cast a gaze your way. This was often followed by hives.

You are an excellent driver, regardless of what the DMV report indicates.

You can build large coffer dams with 2 twigs and a plastic pail of sand.

People like to think you are interesting, but being as intuitive as you are, you know most people are morons.

You have 6 toes on your right hand.

You once drove a car all the way to Antarctica. You have a best friend that does work as a grizzly bear for the movies. You know the person who named Kyrgyzstan well enough to be on each others Christmas card lists.

You are, in fact, the most interesting person in this conversation.

[Aristus]

12. Yeah, that's pretty much it.

Nice of you to notice...

[Xyzse]

16. Tell Me Your Name....

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb... yeah baby

Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby

Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Til she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

-[Chorus:-
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me
That a woman's got one thing on her mind

Talk to me, tell me the news
You'll wear me out like a pair of shoes
We'll dance all night until the band goes home
Then you're gone... yeah baby

Well, if it looks like love
Should be a crime
They better lock me up for life
I'll do the time
With a smile on my face
Thinkin' of her in her
Leather and lace

-Chorus-
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

Man, if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Till she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks

-Chorus-
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history

Yes, this is the William Hung version.

-On Edit: Methinks this might earn me my first hide...-