Post three words that will make anybody cringe.

[Initech]

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For example:

"Buttplug foreplay disaster".

"Experienced prison masseuse"

"Sexy Costume Fail"

"Malfunctioning prosthetic testicle"

"Sandusky Day Care"

"Free Anal Beads"

"Strip club dumpster"

"Fine redneck cuisine"

"Exploding colostomy bag"

Any others?

[Chan790]

1. You asked for it.

"President Ted Cruz."

[datasuspect]

2. Gacy Boys School

anal carbuncle eruption

NAMBLA Day Care

[lame54]

3. Twisted Sister Reunion

[lastlib]

4. "Richard Bruce Cheney"

[Scuba]

5. Tea Party Patriot

Moderate Republican Congressman

[NYC_SKP]

6. I'm sorry, but I find the first four curiously arousing. And for that, I thank you.

That last one. Disturbing and cringeworthy.

[cliffordu]

7. Gutless shitsucking cretin

[Callmecrazy]

8. This'll make your teeth hurt...

NAILS scratching chalkboard.

[Xyzse]

9. Overzealous Drilling Dentist

[Initech]

12. Dentist Drill Foreplay

(credit goes to Horrible Bosses for that one)

[Xyzse]

14. Oh god... Very unrealistic character...

Awesome nonetheless.

[EOTE]

10. Pelvic organ prolapse.

Damn am I sick of hearing those commercials.

[cyberswede]

11. Palin Reelection Committee

[Angleae]

13. Hey, watch this!

Usually preceded by "Hold my beer"

[In_The_Wind]

15. Mail is here.

[Glorfindel]

16. under god indivisible

I remember when it was added to the Pledge of Allegiance. It sounded wrong then, and it still does. Of course, the pledge itself is absurd, but that's a different conversation.

[Graybeard]

17. I'm gonna puke.

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"Starring Mel Gibson!!"
.

[Initech]

36. "Starring Stephen Baldwin!"

"Ted Nugent Scholarship"

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. Honey... I'm late.

[Initech]

20. Winner!

[rug]

19. 12 hours of squeaky chalk on a blackboard in stereo

Ok, that's 10 words.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

21. President Louie Gohmert.

[Still Blue in PDX]

22. Hold my beer. nt

[WorseBeforeBetter]

23. Baby mama drama.

Ugh.

[Demo_Chris]

24. God is great nt

[Maraya1969]

25. Ted Cruz Kisses

[NYC_SKP]

26. We gotta talk.

[In_The_Wind]

42. Oh. Not that!

[NYC_SKP]

44. I only heard those words once. I hope to never hear them again.

I knew somehow you'd understand.

[In_The_Wind]

45. Sorry to say it but I've heard those three words more than once.

I really do hope you never hear them again.

[BlueJazz]

27. Molten Metal Bath

[dballance]

28. President-elect Ted Cruz

yikes

[First Speaker]

29. Bates Motel Discount

[denbot]

30. Naked Rush Limbaugh

Yikes!

[Initech]

33. EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[TexasBushwhacker]

34. Limbaugh Viagra Prescription

I remember when he was caught with a bottle of Viagra with another man's name on it when he was traveling to the Dominican Republic back in 2006. I remember thinking the image of Rush with a woody was difficult to erase from my imagination!

[libodem]

47. Yeah,

Big ol' one inch woodie. He must be so proud.

[patricia92243]

58. You owe me a computer screen - I spewed coffee all over this one. :)

[libodem]

59. Glad you laughed

[TexasBushwhacker]

31. IRS audit tomorrow n/t

[Initech]

32. Good one!

[Locut0s]

35. "Hay what's that?"...

Just as you go under for surgery.

[Initech]

37. Or as you wake up from surgery: "Oh shit, sorry!"

[pipi_k]

38. With an image, to make

them even more terrifying...


"Tiny Tim Disco"

[Myrina]

39. Rand Paul Naked

Palin Bachmann Cruz

Dick Cheney Centerfold

Vatican Day Care

It Won't Hurt

[RiffRandell]

40. You're under arrest. nt

[B Calm]

41. Michele Marie Bachmann

[Art_from_Ark]

43. We're gonna crash!

Say your prayers!

[LeftinOH]

46. "Starring Kirk Cameron". n/t

[Raine1967]

48. Pull My Finger n/t

[Hell Hath No Fury]

49. President Ted Cruz...

or 2 words: rectal impalement. Saw a story where a gardener fell from a ladder and impaled himself on a tree branch.

[KamaAina]

50. Coulter wardrobe malfunction

[Tom Ripley]

51. Open Blues Jam

[Tom Ripley]

52. Smegma of Lemmy

[Initech]

53. I believe that they're playing the Troubadour this weekend.

[Jamaal510]

54. "Prostitute toe-sucker". eom

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

55. bicycle chain slipped

ow, that frame!

[greatauntoftriplets]

56. Internal Revenue Service

[av8rdave]

57. "Honey, I'm home!"

[Boom Sound 416]

60. President Sarah Palin

[Boom Sound 416]

61. Just relax please

[Sognefjord]

62. San Andreas Fault

New Madrid Fault

[winter is coming]

63. "Flagged for review."

[benld74]

64. GOP WINS HOUSE

[Gidney N Cloyd]

65. "Those aren't pillows!!"