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Kaleva

(36,298 posts)
Sun Nov 3, 2013, 05:11 PM Nov 2013

Looking forward to movies starring these superheroes.

Arm Fall off Boy

"Arm Fall Off Boy has the ability to detach his own limbs, which he can then use as blunt weapons. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arm-Fall-Off-Boy

Danny the Street

"Danny is an actual street. A sentient and sapient stretch of roadway, he has long served as a home and haven for the strange and dispossessed. A super hero of sorts, Danny does possess several super powers, the most notable being teleportation. He is also able to integrate himself into a city's geography without causing any damage or disturbance; roads and buildings simply make room for him. He does this mostly at night, when no one is looking."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_the_Street

Squirrel Girl

"Escaping the taunts of her fellow school students regarding her physical mutation, Los-Angeles born Doreen Green fled into the nearby woods where she quickly discovered her affinity for squirrels."

http://marvel.com/universe/Squirrel_Girl

And there are many others.

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Looking forward to movies starring these superheroes. (Original Post) Kaleva Nov 2013 OP
I'm waiting for Tapir Man. nolabear Nov 2013 #1
Bwaahaaahaaa!!! NYC_SKP Nov 2013 #2
He can vault over buildings in a single bound!!! MiddleFingerMom Nov 2013 #4
Wonder Warthog. hobbit709 Nov 2013 #8
Some of these Superhero mutations are not that useful. hunter Nov 2013 #3
!!! MiddleFingerMom Nov 2013 #5
Oh my! hunter Nov 2013 #6
Squirrel Girl! ChazInAz Nov 2013 #7
I'm still waiting for Air Conditioner Man to Broken_Hero Nov 2013 #9
A superhero who can cause anyone to develop violent diarrhea with a mere gaze aint_no_life_nowhere Nov 2013 #10
someone needs to come up with MissMillie Nov 2013 #11
Narwhals!!! Kaleva Nov 2013 #12

hunter

(38,311 posts)
3. Some of these Superhero mutations are not that useful.
Sun Nov 3, 2013, 07:17 PM
Nov 2013

I knew a guy who's penis would sneak off in the night to pleasure people.

Thankfully his balls and the rest of the plumbing stayed home because it's really not the kind of mutation one wants to pass on to children.

It was a force for good because it always wore a condom and always made people happy, never forced itself upon anyone. But if Super-Penis ever "saved the world" I haven't heard about that.

Broken_Hero

(59,305 posts)
9. I'm still waiting for Air Conditioner Man to
Wed Nov 6, 2013, 02:49 PM
Nov 2013

get his due! He can cool or slightly make his enemies sweat! Beware his power, he can only manipulate the temp between 60-90 degrees, again beware!

aint_no_life_nowhere

(21,925 posts)
10. A superhero who can cause anyone to develop violent diarrhea with a mere gaze
Wed Nov 6, 2013, 03:36 PM
Nov 2013

Bad guys would be stopped in their tracks.

Actually, I would love to see a live action version of The Tick cartoon.

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