Best Pictures from Russian Dating Sites

[rug]

November 5th, 2013





http://www.sadanduseless.com/2013/11/russian-dating-sites/

It gets worse.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Looks like a giant turd on the guy's bed (or floor - I can't tell)

Maybe that's a special skill he's trying to show off. Looks like he might have just squeezed it out, too.

[surrealAmerican]

13. It appears to be the arm of a sofa.

... which raises the question, "what happened to the rest of the sofa?". My guess is that he tore it apart with his bare hands. Why?

[jakeXT]

17. To sleep on it ?

[In_The_Wind]

2. Looks like a match made in heaven.

[panader0]

3. Okay rug...

What're you doing on that site?

[rug]

6. Research.

[jakeXT]

9. Maybe a uniform will impress the ladies ?

http://bride.ru/ph/htcgi/men/280/280168P1.html

[MissMillie]

4. I can't help but wonder what the newspaper headline is

It's a prop, obviously, but because I don't read Russian I can't tell why.

[jakeXT]

8. I did, too

I can only see the blue stuff and I assume it's the name of the newspaper.
I thought it was Russian, but the "R" and "i" made no sense, because there is no "R" in Cyrillic and the "i" or "I" in this case is not used in the Russian language, but it's used in the Ukraine for example. And I believe the "R" is just a fancy "K".

It is used in the orthographies of the Belarusian, Kazakh, Khakas, Komi, Rusyn and Ukrainian languages, where it is the equivalent of the Cyrillic letter i (И и as used in Russian and other languages.
Ukrainian і is therefore Russian и, while Ukrainian uses и for a sound close to Russian ы. Belarusian meanwhile uses only і and ы, excluding и entirely. Rusyn uses і, и, and ы for three different sounds: /i/, /ɪ/, and /ɨ/ respectively.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_I_%28Cyrillic%29

Google translates рідний край / ridniy kray with native land and probably also homeland

http://translate.google.com/#uk/en/%D1%80%D1%96%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9%20%D0%BA%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9


There is an Ukrainian song called "Kray, miy ridniy kray"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kray,_miy_ridniy_kray

[LisaL]

12. It's not in Russian.

[Scuba]

5. You need a new hobby.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. agreed.

In Russia they don't put rug on floor, they take him to the wall.

[rrneck]

27. Gah!

[loli phabay]

7. not any worse than american ones or any other nation

Most people on the sites have crappy pictures, or try to hard to be unique. The crazy cat ladies or guys with collections of weird stuff are much worse.

[blueamy66]

25. I don't know about that

These are waaayyyy out there.

[loli phabay]

33. trust me the american ones are just as bad

[UtahLib]

10. I love the fashion statement of gloves in the bubble bath. n/t

[rrneck]

28. That one takes me places I shouldn't go. nt

[Warren DeMontague]

11. The first guy looks like the Zuni fetish doll from trilogy of terror

Banana lady is not bad, though.

[Blue_Tires]

21. +1...

With a light makeover I'd wear the banana lady out...

[LiberalElite]

14. This is just

losing a LOT in translation, right?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. nope -

but, it is a lot like posting pix of people from Wal-Mart ...

[struggle4progress]

15. I guess I'll have to try "Wow! You're as good as the women I've seen on the Russian dating sites"

as a pick-up line

"You're exactly who I've been hoping to meet ever since getting out of jail" didn't work well

Neither did "My psychiatrist didn't ever really help me meet women"

Nor "Why do you think it's so difficult for men to find love with a prostitute?"

Nor "Don't worry: I never talk about my favorite cup sizes on the first date"

Nor "I think I must've watched Looking for Mr Goodbar six or seven hundred times by now"

So I'm always looking for new ideas

[Demo_Chris]

16. If I posted a snapshot of myself and my life everyone here would laugh at the loser. nt

[KG]

18. russia - it's like a whole 'nother country

[B Calm]

19. The dude should have posted a pic of himself on horseback!

[jakeXT]

20. They missed some

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/completely-unexplainable-russian-dating-site-pictures

[BlueJazz]

32. What the hell is that on the floor.? I know it's a fish but why is the damn thing is smiling ??

[bluesbassman]

22. I did not know that Donald Trump had a son...

[jakeXT]

26. Reminded me of the Leningrad Cowboys

[MiddleFingerMom]

29. What? WHAT!?!??

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[Throd]

30. Tatiana with a banana works for me!

[BlueJazz]

31. Just lonely people looking for a partner to share reality. They mean well.