Racist hotel guest inserts fire hose in butt, causes mayhem

[RandySF]

Joseph Small, 20 appeared in Westminster Magistrate's Court in London this week and admitted to multiple charges after a hotel rampage that involved him shoving a fire house up his butt, Sunday World reported.

Police say that on Halloween, Small stripped naked on the fourth-floor hallway of a Premier Inn before inserting the hose of a fire extinguisher in between his buttcheeks and started playing with his own fire hose, according to the Metro.

Hotel workers told officials that Small, who was a guest at the hotel, then began yelling at a Bangladeshi hotel worker, saying "This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda. Go back to Pakistan."

Oh yeah, he also peed on the floor.

On Tuesday, he admitted to charges of criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency. He will be sentenced December 3.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/13/joseph-small-fire-hose-racist_n_4268537.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

[Renew Deal]

1. Florida

[davidpdx]

2. Some people shouldn't be given passports

Seriously it makes the rest of us look bad.

[Jamaal510]

3. So he shoved a hose up his own ass?

[NYC_SKP]

4. His sentence has already begun.

Hope he feels better by the time December 3 rolls around.

[pinboy3niner]

5. The usual compliment is to tell someone that their hose looks good ON them

Probably better just to keep one's mouth shut in this case.

[bluesbassman]

6. You usually have to pay double for that Cotton.

[In_The_Wind]

7. It's gotta be the heat. Looking at all the bodies in skimpy clothing unhinged his brain.

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