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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsFlorida woman renews marriage vows with Ferris wheel named Bruce
For example, if I told you that Linda Ducharme of Gibsonton, Florida said: "It was like something pulling me, there was a tug," what might you think she was referring to?
Well, it was a Ferris wheel called the Sky Diva. This is a Ferris wheel she called Bruce. She's allowed to do that, because she married it. Um, him. And in the show Linda renews her vows.
She also feeds Bruce pizza.
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You're wondering if there's a woman who's in love with the Eiffel Tower, aren't you? As a matter of fact, yes. There's also one who is at one with Lady Liberty.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/344460/58/Florida-woman-renews-marriage-vows-with-ferris-wheel
Well, it was a Ferris wheel called the Sky Diva. This is a Ferris wheel she called Bruce. She's allowed to do that, because she married it. Um, him. And in the show Linda renews her vows.
She also feeds Bruce pizza.
...
You're wondering if there's a woman who's in love with the Eiffel Tower, aren't you? As a matter of fact, yes. There's also one who is at one with Lady Liberty.
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/344460/58/Florida-woman-renews-marriage-vows-with-ferris-wheel
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Florida woman renews marriage vows with Ferris wheel named Bruce (Original Post)
jakeXT
Nov 2013
OP
They couldn't compare to the ones she had with her ex, Ralph the Roller Coaster
pinboy3niner
Nov 2013
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Turbineguy
(37,329 posts)1. Well.....
it is Florida, afterall.
Florida, where drivers are aggressive, incompetent and heavily armed.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)2. Where are they registered?
I hope they will be very happy.
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)3. I bet they've had their ups and downs.
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)4. nah, they just go round and round
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)5. They couldn't compare to the ones she had with her ex, Ralph the Roller Coaster
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)10. Bruce isn't very faithful.
I heard he keeps a lot of women in his rotation.
pscot
(21,024 posts)6. I'm in love with the speed bump
down the block, but it's more a Platonic affection. Matrimony is such a big step.
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)8. Good thinking
With speed bumps it's always best to proceed slowly.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)12. Good advice. I rushed into a relationship with a speed bump once.
It was a jarring experience. The whole thing really rattled me -- shook me up a bit, you know?
trof
(54,256 posts)7. I'm somewhat fond of my Prius.
So far we're just dating.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)13. You make a cute couple, though.
Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)9. I blame the gays...
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)11. These Florida stories are no longer news
They are status reports of the ongoing madness.
And what does Bruce like on his pizza?
jakeXT
(10,575 posts)14. nuts and bolts ? /nt