Neil deGrasse Tyson, Agent of Satan

[KamaAina]

Tried to destroy Pluto? With what? A ray gun he stole from Marvin the Martian?

[Paulie]

1. Yep. He was one of the ones who got rid of the planet Pluto

[HarveyDarkey]

2. LMAO, that is all

[Hayabusa]

3. Please tell me that this is satire...

You can hardly tell anymore.

[dballance]

4. I'd like to know if it's satire too.

But I won't be surprised if it's not.

[OriginalGeek]

9. still not sure

http://thetruthgroup.com/

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[lastlib]

5. Goofy an' Donald the Duck was payin' 'im....

[progressoid]

6. Maybe that came from Sheldon Cooper's Mom's Church.

[frogmarch]

7. I don't know if it's for real, or satire, but

this will help explain where the "Tyson tried to destroy Pluto" idea came from.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pluto_Files

The Pluto Files: The Rise and Fall of America's Favorite Planetis a book written by astrophysicist and Hayden Planetarium director Neil deGrasse Tyson. The book is about Pluto, which was demoted to the status of dwarf planet in August 2006 by the International Astronomical Union, thereby relinquishing it of its planet-hood. The book also focuses on the fact that many Americans rallied their support for this icy dwarf on the edge of the Solar System because it was discovered by an American.

The book was given a good review by Jon Stewart in a guest segment with Tyson on The Daily Show. During the interview, Stewart humorously lauded the book as "the most exciting book about Pluto you will ever read in your life," as well as "the compelling story of how Tyson destroyed Pluto's life."

The book explains in full detail the journey of Pluto's life from its days as Planet X, to its discovery in the early 20th century and all the way to its current title as a Trans-Neptunian object.

[nolabear]

8. WHy does the Jesus fish have lips?

Is it a knock-off Jesus fish?

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

11. God's lawyer sent them a letter telling them to not use the normal fish

at least not until they sent in their full tithes.

Of course they came out and said that they had tithed the right amount but god laughed at them and began listing all the special hiding places they were putting 'his' money.

This caused an uproar among the people there as they all started to point fingers at each other about hiding things, at least until they came to when god pointed to their leader. They all looked on in horror as god said, "I don't want your money, not after where it has been."
His wife then hit him in the back of his head and yelled, "I told you someone was watching as I stuck it in your butt!"

[jakeXT]

10. He should get a new agent ... Pluto, Charon, Styx, Nix, Kerberos

Pluto named after the underworld (Hades)
Charon is the ferryman on the ricer Styx.
Kerberos is the hound of hell and Nix is the mother of death.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Pluto

[baldguy]

12. .

[KamaAina]

13. Jesus saves! Rebound Satan, he SCORES!!

(I always like to look for a shot of Miroslav from the back, so it clearly shows "Satan". )