Man Loses Pants During Carjacking

[Myrina]

Everything about this story is just ... wow. Who would steal a POS car like that?


http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2013/11/20/man-loses-pants-during-carjacking/3649435/


A 25-year-old Indianapolis man was hoping to find excitement this morning when he made plans over a chat line to meet up with another man on the Eastside. The thrill-seeker’s hopes were dashed, however, when the rendevouz went differently than he envisioned — and he was left without either a car or his pants.

After arriving at the meet-up around 2:40 a.m., the victim told police, he got into the back seat of the silver 2000 Nissan Maxima he was driving and removed his pants. The suspect told the victim “to leave his pants and run away as fast as he could,” according to the IMPD report.


The victim told police the car is registered either to his aunt or cousin, who live in Ohio. It is described as a 4-door silver Nissan Maxima with Ohio plates in front and back, a loud muffler, a dent on the right side of the rear bumper, hood latched down with two bungee cords and the driver-side rear-view mirror broken.

[loli phabay]

1. lol i read the title as man loses penis, was like wtf

Still funny though.

[AnneD]

2. I don't know how...

but I suspect MFM's involvment.

[Ron Obvious]

3. After reading the subject line...

... I was trying to think of a way in which a carjacker could lose his pants during the operation.

[jakeXT]

4. I thought about the car owner and I had a mental imagine, but it's not working that well with pants,

maybe if he had baggy pants.

[Revanchist]

6. I automatically assumed a situation like this

[KamaAina]

5. "rendevouz"?

This is in an actual paper, not Frei Republik!

[Myrina]

7. But this is Indiana ... we don't need no edumakashun!!

Add to that, it's a Gannett rag .... and there's your answer


(It drives me nuts too!)

[Bake]

8. Yes, but did they have a crotch gusset?

Bake