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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 10:02 PM Feb 2012

So, I'm runing naked on the beach at the edge of the water...

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and I run harder and faster...
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...and faster and harder...
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...and HARDER AND FASTER...
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...and FASTER AND HARDER...
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HARDER AND FASTER AND FASTER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND FASTER...
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... and my boobs start bouncing upanddownandupanddownANDUPANDDOWNANDUPANDDOWN UNTIL SUDDENLY...
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... they smack me in the forehead SO hard that I'm dazed and my knees buckle and I collapse right there.
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Believe me... it's one of the worst memories a man can have.
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So, I'm runing naked on the beach at the edge of the water... (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 OP
Now now, be nice. He OLD. nolabear Feb 2012 #1
LOL... marzipanni Feb 2012 #8
LOL! CottonBear Feb 2012 #9
If I want my brain Melissa G Feb 2012 #2
"If I want my brain... MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #3
I think I need to give you Melissa G Feb 2012 #12
Thank you, Melissa G. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #13
They are known as Moobs. quakerboy Feb 2012 #4
Mine are known as Hawkeye and Bubba. MiddleFingerMom Feb 2012 #5
do they also have a communal appellation? quakerboy Feb 2012 #11
MoreMoobs OxQQme Feb 2012 #6
I've been experimenting with that for the past half hour & didn't do so well. pacalo Feb 2012 #7
DUZY! CottonBear Feb 2012 #10
dear. god. solara Feb 2012 #14
Could have been worse, MFM sarge43 Feb 2012 #15
Moob overload. marmar Feb 2012 #16

nolabear

(42,002 posts)
1. Now now, be nice. He OLD.
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 10:16 PM
Feb 2012

I always envy men. They just let those big old bodies hang out there in the breeze and they're like, "What?" Women are trained to go batshit no matter what they look like from about age 5. It's sad.

Hang those girls out there, Jack! You go!

Melissa G

(10,170 posts)
2. If I want my brain
Fri Feb 10, 2012, 11:47 PM
Feb 2012

to vacation in a strange place, I can always just click on one of your threads and poof there I am.. that's a good thing, I think.

But that strange body image is probably gonna stay with me a while.. serious man boobs.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
3. "If I want my brain...
Sat Feb 11, 2012, 01:20 AM
Feb 2012

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... to vacation in a strange place, I can always just click on one of your threads and poof there I am.. that's a good thing, I think."
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That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.
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Melissa G

(10,170 posts)
12. I think I need to give you
Sat Feb 11, 2012, 09:51 AM
Feb 2012

my second to last heart, even though you have so many. They are well deserved.

OxQQme

(2,550 posts)
6. MoreMoobs
Sat Feb 11, 2012, 02:09 AM
Feb 2012
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToGZWJnv-C5AQOk1d14NAzoXSDDCCn7pp12nA7XEoTmerHmiVV

There was a thread a few years ago wherein somebody cropped this just below the shoulder line and just above the belt line, but I can't seem to find it.

pacalo

(24,721 posts)
7. I've been experimenting with that for the past half hour & didn't do so well.
Sat Feb 11, 2012, 03:17 AM
Feb 2012

I'm learning Photoshop on my own & I can't seem to blur the lines where the two picture segments are joined. Sorry!

solara

(3,836 posts)
14. dear. god.
Sat Feb 11, 2012, 02:37 PM
Feb 2012

Who knew?

Yes. You DO deserve more hearts.

but geez I will never get this image out of my mind....ever

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