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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm 52 and having my first colonoscopy Saturday. Tell me anything.
What should I expect? I've been reading that the laxative drink can be mixed with either Crystal Light or Gatorade. Anyone else heard that?
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)The fasting is the worst part, the procedure is no big deal.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Friday night is gonna be a bitch though. My Wife and I are going down the mountain to stay in a hotel Friday night. She has her family Christmas Saturday so after the 'scope, she's gonna drop me back at the hotel, go do her thing, and pick me up in the evening to come back up the hill.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)the days of "prep" can be easier if you eat very lightly for 2 days before drinking the prep mix.
My 76 y/o neighbor just had one, says it was no big deal, but the prep diet was a good idea.
Maraya1969
(22,479 posts)Because it's not just fasting. It's draino for you butt and you'd better be right next to the bathroom.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Maraya1969
(22,479 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,607 posts)The procedure? You're asleep!
As NYC_SKP says, stay close to your bathroom!
Your doc will probably tell you what to drink the laxative with. Mine did.
Best of Luck!
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)My childhood Friend Richard died a few years ago of Liver Cancer which started with Colon Cancer. Kinda scared, but not too.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,607 posts)What happened to him was pretty unusual. It's unlikely to happen to you...
ashling
(25,771 posts)HereSince1628
(36,063 posts)Trying to drink the second 2/3s of the radiator fluid ... that's difficult.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)what the world looks like to folk who have their heads up their ...
MattBaggins
(7,904 posts)The prep will keep you up late and if it includes the morning follow up laxative the patient has to get up early. The combination of dehydration from the laxative and lack of sleep followed with the sedative will put people to sleep.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Procedure starts at eight or thereabouts.
MattBaggins
(7,904 posts)That stuff will leave you dehydrated and pull some minerals out of you. You may get a bit of headache. Make sure you have some water and bring fruits, legumes or nuts to eat after the procedure to help get yourself back to normal. My opinion is that the sports drinks don't really do anything. It's better to plan what you are going to eat afterwards, before hand to deal with the splitting dehydration headache.
Don't be surprised if the sedative puts you to sleep.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)I'll be in a hotel room after the procedure as the Wife is going to her family Christmas. Maybe I'll have her pack a cooler full of stuff to snack on, though the hotel does have a three-star restaurant and bar.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)It's a natural electrolyte replacer and I find it tasty. Some don't, so if you don't find something you like to replace those minerals
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Oh never mind. Of course you are.
struggle4progress
(118,282 posts)it's the view I get all the time
I guess you don't have to watch the video if you don't want to. I found watching it a nice distraction from the rest of what was happening
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Yet, I've always watched any medical procedure done on me if it's possible. Such as when I had the toenails on both big toes trimmed to the root for ingrown toenails. I couldn't feel a thing, so it was cool watching the doctor cut and kill the root with 100% phenol! They looked horrible for weeks, but have never bothered me since.
Watching the inside of my colon go by, or when the doctor would squirt water at some area to clean it better, was interesting, too. The only discomfort I had was when they had to get around a sharp bend. The drugs, though, kept me in a kind of mental twilight. They never made me drowsy enough to sleep through it. Just druggy-happy and painfree
Turbineguy
(37,323 posts)sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)description of explosive diarrhea in my life. Billy Connolly is hilarious.
Walk away
(9,494 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)It helps to eat light for a few days before you start the prep so that you don't spend the entire night in the bathroom.
The procedure is a snap. I'd do it again in a heartbeat (I liked the 5 second high I got before I "went away". The majority of people have no cancer, so think about that. Plus, you'll be relieved (ha ha) when it's over because you'll know you're healthy. (This coming from a wicked hypochondriac).
Good luck! You'll be fine!
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)And to be honest, I like the few seconds of high before the drop off as well. Four knee surgeries here all with general anesthesia by choice.
azurnoir
(45,850 posts)if so maybe you should double up on the prep or speak with your MD about it-or so my sister who is a vegetarian tells me-the rest of that horror story I'll leave to the imagination
kentauros
(29,414 posts)and I was pretty well cleaned out when I did my procedure (at age-48.) Only some residue on the walls of my colon, and that might have been from the popsicles they said I could eat. On the video, the residue looked vaguely orange and was but a light coating. Nothing else!
anasv
(225 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Being vegetarian makes it so much easier for the prep!
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)I went on a soft diet two days earlier.
Populist_Prole
(5,364 posts)It wasn't as long and protracted as horror stories my friends told me it would be. In hindsight I realized it's because I eat a pretty healthy diet regularly anyway ( though I'm am not a vegetarian ) compared to my friends and was relatively "clean" anyway and so I was "done" in 40-45 mins after each dose of Suprep. My friends who told me all this are all of the classic American diet of decades ago: low-fiber, lots of red meat, gobs of white bread, junk food junkies etc. They never made the connection.
sharp_stick
(14,400 posts)That's likely Versed (midazolam) and I experienced that wonderful brief moment during an endoscopy a few years ago.
I'm really happy it only lasted five seconds because I remember it being one of the nicest "buzzes" I ever had. If it lasted longer I may have gone out hunting that stuff.
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)I'd have another colonoscopy tomorrow if I could.
Baitball Blogger
(46,703 posts)Get yourself a chicken and boil it down until you have some serious chicken stock.
Save everything but the top layer of fat. You can drink that during your cleansing day and it will sustain you nicely.
I also did hard jello molds. You're allowed to have everything but red.
Fearless
(18,421 posts)Prisoner_Number_Six
(15,676 posts)encouraged to fart.
A LOT.
kentauros
(29,414 posts)Paper Roses
(7,473 posts)graywarrior
(59,440 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)At first you will say, "hey this isn't all that bad". Toward the end you will be forcing the stuff down and shitting your brains out. I seriously considered sticking a garden hose up my ass and working it from the other direction. Your colon must be absolutely clear before the procedure or they send you home and you get to do it all over again.
The good news is the prep is the worst of it. The actually colonoscopy is simple. They give you the happy juice and you jabber like a monkey until passing out, then you wake up later and go home with no ill effects.
SeattleVet
(5,477 posts)The one I used was only 2 liters, taken an hour after some pills, and I was able to drink it well chilled instead of lukewarm. The flavor wasn't as bad as I thought it would be; a little like a slightly salty lemonade (they had 4 or 5 different 'flavor packs' you could add). Doc said everything was fine, and I'll see you in 10 years (they used to be 5 years apart).
For the full experience, read Dave Barry's column on colonoscopy from the Miami Herald. It's probably one of the funniest things I've ever read... along with 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'A Confederacy of Dunces' (both of which had me laughing out loud on the NYC subway while commuting, and having people move away from me <g> . Here's an excerpt:
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I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor. Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes -- and here I am being kind -- like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ''a loose watery bowel movement may result.'' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.
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Read more here...but definitely not after you've taken your prep solution, as the laughter will tend to create a spurting action...
http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/v-fullstory/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html
intaglio
(8,170 posts)Oh and that air that they inflate you with? You can play the Trumpet Voluntary all on your ownsome and the bathroom reverb is awesome.
BainsBane
(53,032 posts)The crystal light would be on top of that. They should have already told you what to drink and when.
Stay near the toilet Friday. You might just get a good book and plant yourself there. Don't make plans for the evening. You will not be able to go anywhere. Like everyone says, the worst part is the night before. I found there was nothing at all to the procedure itself, but some people who have super twisty colons can have more trouble. The good news is when it's over and everything is okay, you don't have to do it for ten years. I wish I could say the same for mammograms.
avebury
(10,952 posts)you can find - you will thankful later on.
I could not make it through drinking all of the laxative drink, it was positively horrid! I don't know if I will ever drink Sprite or 7 Up again.
The actual procedure isn't bad and you won't remember much. Recovery depends upon how much the anesthesia impacts you. Some people are really out of it and won't remember the conversations they have for the first few hours afterwards. I actually could have driven myself home (although they would not have allowed it). You are not supposed to drive that day. I had my procedure first thing and by 3pm I couldn't stand it any longer and was out running errands.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Hubby advice: Pre op, follow the directions carefully and stay near a toilet. Also, drink a lot of water.
YMMV, but hub's was a snap. Knock him out via IV, took a look, sent him home 3 hours later. He experienced no pain or even discomfort.
anasv
(225 posts)The procedure itself is not a big deal. With luck, you will remember none of it.
You MUST have someone else drive you home, because the Versed causes amnesia and you can, like, forget you're driving a car.
I've had different experiences with the prep. The first time it was not bad. None of the discomfort I expected from "diarrhea." I had to hang around in the bathroom with a book for hours ,but that was it.
However, apparently they no longer, in most places, use that preparation, some Fleet stuff that has been linked to kidney damage. The more recent time they had me take lots and lots of Miralax and Ducolax. The prep was horrible. I was weak and seriously concerned for my heart (I'm not a spring chicken.) I stopped at about the 6 times mark rather than continue to all 8 because I just couldn't do it. Fortunately 6 was enough to have things emptied out.
sendero
(28,552 posts).... the preparation is somewhere between living hell and eternal torment, depending on how you do it.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)My GI doc's practice routinely uses it now. I was told I'd wake up feeling refreshed, but it knocked me silly. I found it hard to "wake up" fully and had to be helped to dress and leave. That stuff was just too strong!
At my advanced age, and with several colonoscopies with completely normal outcomes (and no family history of colon cancer, or any cancer) I told the doc "sayonara." She understood. I explained that as I got older I found the prep to be too rough on my system. In your 50s it's no big deal. Even in my 60s it was fine. But in the mid 70s, uh, uh.
anasv
(225 posts)I'm 70, and I'm not doing it again. I was seriously worried because the prep made me so weak. The original stuff was not bad, but this replacement is much worse. At some point, you have to figure, all this testing is making things worse, especially if you have a very young nervous doctor, as I do, and the doc keeps sending me off for, like, catscans. No more, I said.
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)used to work as a Development officer, raising money). I know how good they are and I love their nurse practitioners. They take Medicare!
I've got enough to deal with since I was diagnosed with spinal arthritis and now it is in my right knee. Off the to rheumatologist! Funny, when you get older a whole new set of doctors replaces the old ones you used to need...
Rambis
(7,774 posts)Lasher
(27,579 posts)Trust me, the pills are a whole shitload (pun intended, har de har) less unpleasant. A lot less unpleasant! I think you have to ask for the pills, otherwise they give you the laxative drink.
My doctor puts me under, so I think of clever last words to say. They didn't laugh the last time, I guess they've heard them all. I need to work on my material. Then as soon as you wake up, see if they will announce over the intercom that you need your partner to come in and pull your finger. They actually did that for me. Then they laughed. So did the folks in the waiting room, I'm told.
Don't forget, take the pills and not the laxative drink. Call them right now to make sure you get the pills.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)had NO idea.
Thanks for the heads up.
Still, my concern about joining the happy club is that I have to take medication every 12 hours with food, or else the meds do not time release correctly.
and I cannot skip a dose, or else will have some serious problems.
Lasher
(27,579 posts)Gotta get your doctor and/or pharmacist involved, I guess.
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)The best part is having the Valium.
patricia92243
(12,595 posts)cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)I will try and make use of all the good advice y'all have given me. I can't thank you enough.
Here's to the hope the Dr. confirms what most already believe: that I'm a perfect asshole.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)The nurse told me I had to drink all of the prep. The next day the doctor said there was no need to drink any more prep so long as what's coming out in the toilet runs clear. The goal is to make your colon clean as a whistle so they can get good pictures when they stick the camera up yer ass. Once it's clean, the job is done.
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)"Please Be Gentle!" in my butt crack.
IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)As for the prep, here's what I did: 4th day out, I ate a ton of oatmeal. 3rd day out, I started on an extremely low fibre diet. The day before actual prep, I lived on broth. That way by prep day I was already pretty well cleaned out. Crystal light is far better than gatorade.
When you've had the modern procedure once, you'll blush to think of all the needless stress you suffered. So spread the word!
I was bad to avoid yearly mammograms because of extreme aversion to pain. But when our county hospital finally modernized enough to go digital, I found they don't really hurt that bad anymore. Got in a big online argument with a professed radiologist who insisted the amount of pressure's the same, but that still doesn't change the FACT that it hurt far, far less.
Of course a leftover prescription pain pill I'd squirreled away for just such an occasion helped too! Took it an hour ahead and never felt the slightest urge to bite the technician.
2theleft
(1,136 posts)You will be wiping A LOT. wipes are easier on your bum than just toilet paper. Even better if they have aloe in them.
abq e streeter
(7,658 posts)Seriously though, glad you're getting one.precancerous polyps were removed in my last one and may very well end up having saved my life. I did the miralax (sp.?) with gatorade and while not exactly a pleasant experience , it really isn't a big deal, and you'll be fine before the day is over.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)and even that is NOTHING like what it was when I had my first one, years ago. Better living through chemistry.
You won't feel anything, or even remember the procedure.
Good luck!
HipChick
(25,485 posts)I need to have a colonoscopy, but because I have female bits, dr wanted to do a ultrasound first..., I will have the colonoscopy though after the holidays...she discussed the prep with me, and it wasn't pleasant.
valerief
(53,235 posts)The procedure was nothing. I'm afraid of my next one, only because of those unsanitary machine news stories, the ones about the possibility of colonoscopies spreading disease.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Mmm hmm. Now I'm gonna go in there and fall asleep dreaming of having fungus growing out my ass when I wake up.
Thanks loads.
valerief
(53,235 posts)"When was the last time your machinery was sterilized?" I'm thinking of doing the same.
Paladin
(28,254 posts)I had one about one about three years ago, so I'm due for another one this coming year. Not looking forward to it---nobody in their right mind does---but it's the right thing to do. Best of luck.
onager
(9,356 posts)Had my first not so long ago.
Like everybody says, the prep is a lot worse than the procedure. They put me under for it. I woke up and asked the nurse when they would start. She said "We're all done."
Just FYI - my rectum looked so good, it was offered a job as an anchor on Fox News.
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)reACTIONary
(5,770 posts)...and they have UNDOUBTDLY saved my life! They now have PILLs you can take rather than the powdered drink. The pills cost a bit more but they are a lot less unpleasant. After the last flush, the rest of it is EZ.
reACTIONary
(5,770 posts)...my doc lets me drink clear beef bouillon, which tastes OK and keeps me from feeling hungry.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,367 posts)cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,367 posts)Relevant part starts at the 1:30 mark.
"This wasn't an exam, this was a courtship, as far as I was concerned!"
"So I asked him if this was going to hurt. To which he responded, and I quote, 'You might experience a SLIGHT cramp', he said. Which is somewhat akin to telling somebody standing in the path of a tidal wave 'you might experience MOISTURE!'"
Damn, Dennis was funny as hell. He died entirely too young.
Hope it all came out OK, pal.
DinahMoeHum
(21,784 posts). . .if after awhile, you're shitting WATER instead of solid matter, you're doing it right. Don't stop - do the whole bottle. All of it.
The doctor will knock you out completely before the procedure. It lasts about an hour, but you won't know it or feel it.
However, PLEASE ensure that you have transportation by a friend or a relative both before and after the procedure. In fact, do NOT drive any type of vehicle afterwards for the rest of the day and night. Do not have ANY alcoholic beverages either during that time. It takes that amount of time for the anesthetic to wear off and flush out completely.
You can return to driving a vehicle the next day.
Hope this helps.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,367 posts)He's taking the truck to the appointment, dammit!
cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)Oughta be fun.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,367 posts)cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)My Wife is taking me to a hotel to sleep it off while she's at her family Christmas party.
DFW
(54,369 posts)The stuff I had to drink beforehand was awful, and the night on the can wasn't fun either.
However, I felt great afterward (but no matter HOW good you feel, go to bed immediately afterward and don't get up for 6 hours, or you'll collapse). It helped that all I had was one polyp and it was benign. This was not a little deal, since both my parents and ALL their siblings had cancer. With me, it's not a question of "if" but "when."
One minor detail: if you have heart issues, DON'T let yourself get talked into going off the blood thinners ten days before the procedure. That's what happened to me last time. BAD mistake. It earned me my first very own heart attack. My cardiologist went ballistic when he heard that I had gone off baby aspirin for ten days. He said it was like slow suicide, and to never EVER do it again.
bigdarryl
(13,190 posts)LOL!!! Had my second IN THREE YEARS early this year.Because I have a family history my mom died two and a half years ago from colon cancer.And her father died from it in 1971 at the same age as my mom 77