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BREAKING: GOP Committee REFUTES Beatles claim that we all live in a yellow submarine
"It's simply not true," Speaker John Boehner told reporters at a press conference earlier today in which he announced the formation of a special Republican-led committee that will seek to prove conclusively that the Beatles' claims are false.
"I live in a mansion. It's not yellow and it's hardy a submarine," Boehner continued.
Boehner has come under media scrutiny recently when it was revealed that this committee will cost taxpayers an estimated $42 million.
"Freedom is never free," said Boehner, before breaking down in tears and being led away by aides.
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