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rug

(82,333 posts) Wed Jan 8, 2014, 11:33 PM Jan 2014

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At least he has a thick skin.

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At least he has a thick skin. (Original Post) rug Jan 2014 OP

Sadly, after his rejection he got juiced pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #1

He was left a pile of pulp. rug Jan 2014 #2

If the poor guy had only waited, his turn would have come a rind pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #3

He'll never see a navel. rug Jan 2014 #5

But he's destined for an intimate relationship with Minute Maid pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #6

Would she happen to be a cutie named Clementine? rug Jan 2014 #7

He's lost his zest for life OriginalGeek Jan 2014 #8

At his funeral, the guests sat in reserved sections pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #9

So many came they had to be wedged in. rug Jan 2014 #10

Thank goodness there were ushers there to seed them pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #11

They were inconsolable until the champagne. rug Jan 2014 #12

Their mood certainly was sour until the Mimosas stirred their spirits pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #13

Wish I could think of something clever to post, but I just can't concentrate pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #14

LOL! The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2014 #4

Shame they find him unapeeling. He should be somebody's main squeeze. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #15

And now he is OJ?! tblue Jan 2014 #16

His name is Julius, dammit! Juius! Have a little respect! pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #17

As they said to Will Ferrel, if you don't understand just citrus elf down for a lesson. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #18

Something has taken hold of you and is forcing you to make awful puns. rug Jan 2014 #19

You and your sour grapefruits pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #24

orange you glad this is finally over? magical thyme Jan 2014 #20

Banana who? rug Jan 2014 #21

according to your link, not "one of the" but THE most annoying joke magical thyme Jan 2014 #25

And he knocks ME for bad puns! pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #26

Whaadya mean over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #22

Hopefully, his next social event will be more fruitful. cyberswede Jan 2014 #23

That's really lime. nt pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #27

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

1. Sadly, after his rejection he got juiced

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 11:40 PM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. He was left a pile of pulp.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #1)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 11:47 PM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. If the poor guy had only waited, his turn would have come a rind

Reply to rug (Reply #2)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 11:51 PM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

5. He'll never see a navel.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 12:01 AM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

6. But he's destined for an intimate relationship with Minute Maid

Reply to rug (Reply #5)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 12:08 AM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

7. Would she happen to be a cutie named Clementine?

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 12:10 AM

Jan 2014

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

8. He's lost his zest for life

Reply to rug (Reply #7)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 01:04 AM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

9. At his funeral, the guests sat in reserved sections

Reply to OriginalGeek (Reply #8)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 01:29 AM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

10. So many came they had to be wedged in.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 02:06 AM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

11. Thank goodness there were ushers there to seed them

Reply to rug (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 02:13 AM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

12. They were inconsolable until the champagne.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 02:21 AM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

13. Their mood certainly was sour until the Mimosas stirred their spirits

Reply to rug (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 02:36 AM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

14. Wish I could think of something clever to post, but I just can't concentrate

Reply to rug (Reply #12)

Thu Jan 9, 2014, 01:36 PM

Jan 2014

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,686 posts)

4. LOL!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Wed Jan 8, 2014, 11:52 PM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

15. Shame they find him unapeeling. He should be somebody's main squeeze. nt

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 04:53 AM

Jan 2014

tblue

(16,350 posts)

16. And now he is OJ?!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 05:09 AM

Jan 2014

I'm freaked. Orange you?

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

17. His name is Julius, dammit! Juius! Have a little respect!

Reply to tblue (Reply #16)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 05:18 AM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

18. As they said to Will Ferrel, if you don't understand just citrus elf down for a lesson. nt

Reply to tblue (Reply #16)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 07:34 AM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

19. Something has taken hold of you and is forcing you to make awful puns.

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #18)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:13 PM

Jan 2014

Khancentrate!

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

24. You and your sour grapefruits

Reply to rug (Reply #19)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:50 PM

Jan 2014

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

20. orange you glad this is finally over?

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:25 PM

Jan 2014

rug

(82,333 posts)

21. Banana who?

Reply to magical thyme (Reply #20)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:37 PM

Jan 2014

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't said banana.

This was voted one of the five most annoying jokes of all time.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-4097-5-most-annoying-jokes-all-time/

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

25. according to your link, not "one of the" but THE most annoying joke

Reply to rug (Reply #21)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:55 PM

Jan 2014

of all time! Wow! personally, I find the chicken and road joke more annoying... Luckily I never heard the 5th runner up. and I stopped reading it after the first 5 or 6 words.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

26. And he knocks ME for bad puns!

Reply to magical thyme (Reply #25)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 01:00 PM

Jan 2014

Harumph!

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

22. Whaadya mean over? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

Reply to magical thyme (Reply #20)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:39 PM

Jan 2014

Orange you glad I didn't tell a Knock Knock joke?

cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

23. Hopefully, his next social event will be more fruitful.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 12:46 PM

Jan 2014

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

27. That's really lime. nt

Reply to cyberswede (Reply #23)

Fri Jan 10, 2014, 01:24 PM

Jan 2014

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