Swiss Cheese pervert at large

[marmar]

Cheese! At least buy it dinner first.

The Mayfair Town Watch of Mayfair, Penn., posted a warning on Facebook Thursday that residents should "please be aware of the Swiss Cheese Pervert!"

The suspect in question allegedly drives around town "exposes himself to women" and "offers them money to watch him put swiss cheese on his privates." The group also posted a photo of the suspect. .................(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/13/swiss-cheese-pervert_mayfair-pennsylvania_n_4589208.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

[Kaleva]

1. You ought to cross post this in the Cooking & Baking Group before he shows up there!

[Marie Marie]

3. OMG!

[Chan790]

2. Not for long.

Intrepid internet people identified him yesterday and reported him to police. He apparently uses an internet dating site and sends creepy cheese-masturbation messages there too which made it easy. One of the victims was able to identify him to a reporter from the picture on his dating profile.

Last I heard, they were investigating that suspect.

http://gawker.com/is-this-the-infamous-philadelphia-swiss-cheese-masturba-1499882145?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gawker%2Ffull+%28Gawker%29

[edbermac]

4. In honor of this thread - the Monty Python cheese shop sketch!

[Initech]

5. I think the Swiss Cheese Perverts are playing the Warped Tour this year!

[marzipanni]

6. Krafty dude, isn't he?

What a croque, monsieur.

[pinboy3niner]

7. He's still a mook

A real muenster.

[Art_from_Ark]

8. Yes, one should approach him very Caerphily

[marzipanni]

9. But he'd like to be handled with Velveeta gloves

[Demoiselle]

10. Thanks for the Gruyere-som pun. (Best I could do!)

[SirRevolutionary]

11. Gives new meaning to the phrase

Fromunda Cheese

[MrMickeysMom]

13. Hoo… you beat me on the fuomuna!

Al least we spelled it the same way...

[SirRevolutionary]

14. Fromunda the dashboard that is

haha gross!

[MrMickeysMom]

12. Probably not have as offensive as the frumunda cheese...

… between his right inguinal !

(sorry, but it's disgusting anyway, so …)

[dawg]

15. That guy needs to be put in the cooler, but ...

I'm afraid the police case against him is full of holes.

[madinmaryland]

16. This brings a new meaning to "cheese heads"

[Scuba]

18. Hey, hey, hey! Don't go there.

[madinmaryland]

20. You are not a Green Bay P*cker fan are you???

[Throd]

17. Is that Karl Rove?

[Scuba]

19. Eggzaklee!

[840high]

21. He must have a small

Willie to fir in those holes.

[warrior1]

22. I guess he's not all American.

[mysuzuki2]

23. thats a gouda story.

[LumosMaxima]

24. Some more on this story

Fetish expert says Philly's "Swiss Cheese Pervert" could be dangerous.

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140113_Fetish_expert_says_Philly_s__quot_Swiss_Cheese_Pervert_quot__could_be_dangerous_.html

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A Philadelphia Craigslist ad from 2008 that's been shared all over the Internet allegedly included pictures and a long explanation of how sexual gratification and Swiss cheese have become forever intertwined for the author.

"My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman," the author wrote. He also said, "I am lucky I never became a rapist."