The cats of war: Now your feline can have its own BODY ARMOR

[dipsydoodle]

If you've ever lain awake at night hearing the terrifying mewling of the neighbourhood cats making war - and love - you'll know that a suburban feline's lot is a savage one.

But now you can give your furry fighter an edge in her back-garden battles with this gladiator-style body armour specially designed for the feline form.

As if the animals weren't bloodthirsty enough already, this fully-articulated Cat Battle Armour promises to make your kitty 'an unstoppable force for slaughter' each time she ventures forth through the cat flap.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539109/Ready-CAT-tle-Now-cat-BODY-ARMOR-turning-unstoppable-force-slaughter-just-500.html#ixzz2qOIZSHKm

[sir pball]

1. The adorable little serial killers are already an "unstoppable force for slaughter".. (pic heavy)

Shamelessly direct-linked from The Oatmeal.

[dipsydoodle]

2. My 5 are all house cats.

Best they can manage are the odd spiders. That is unless an odd mouse creeps into the house : they consider mice to be toys which move themselves unaided.

[Xyzse]

4. Agreed, I wish owners of house cats could keep their kitties inside if at all possible.

[Xyzse]

3. Battle Cat!

It needs a mini seat, and I'd place a bunch of He-Man figurines on top.

[Brigid]

5. Put that on a female cat . . .

And she won't get pregnant. I guarantee it.