Stupid stunts to do in public:

[underpants]

Fill mayonnaise jar with vanilla pudding, go to a crowded place,eat with spoon.


Run up to a group of people and ask, "Hey! What year is it?" When someone says 2014 raise arms and yell "IT WORKED!!!"

[Xyzse]

1. I don't understand.

Thing is, I am too scared to do stunts in America.

Now Japan... I'd love to do a stunt in Japan.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

10. omg thats hilarious!

Let's go!!!!!!

[Xyzse]

11. That would be so awesome!!!

It works with the time travel theme here too.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

12. yeah, you dont have to go to Japan to do that one

I just wonder where to get a velociraptor costume.


I suppose you could do it with a Burgerking King outfit....but I wouldn't want to cause any heart attacks.

[Xyzse]

13. Can you imagine that in the Heartattack Grill.

I'd feel awful.

Thing is, like I said, I am too scared to do pranks like that in "Murica.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

14. well you gotta come up with pranks that make people go,

"Wha? Huh? .........Wait a minute.........BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ............who was that dork?"

Not, "Agh Help Pain Suffering Hurt Feelings"....nothing mean, ever!

[Xyzse]

15. Hrm...

I thought the Dinosaur one would be awesome.
Just gotta make it bulletproof.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. in 'Murka, yeah.....

[csziggy]

22. Walking My Pet Dinosaur

[Xyzse]

24. Nice.

[siligut]

2. When you board a crowded elevator . . .

Whisper to your friend, "I forgot to wipe the sink, I think there was still blood, we have to go back ".

[Scuba]

3. Nah, crowded elevator is perfect for turning to your accomplice and asking ...

"So, how's that rash?"

[siligut]

4. Or if solo, the simple but ever popular fart

Crowded elevators are a virtual playground

[BlancheSplanchnik]

9. "Mmmm...that bean burrito was delish!"

[underpants]

5. Or say, "You are all probably wondering why I gathered you here today"

I read these on FB and had forgot the elevator one

[LeftinOH]

6. The one where someone asks for the date -including the year- was done to me

...several years ago. Guy asked for the date; I told him the date. Then he asked for the year. I paused for a moment, and said the year. Then he said "Damn!" This was about 30 years ago - so it's not a current gag.

[underpants]

7. It's timeless

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. here's one I do:

Go in to a store....act NORMAL (very important)

When a sales clerk comes up to ask if you need any help, use your most sincere voice and say,

"Yes please....can you tell me if I have any broccoli stuck in my teeth?"

Smile.




Yes, I actually do this.




Another one, if you're out with an equally silly friend:

Go in a store....must be one with muzak playing...when a "good" one comes on, suddenly stop and say loudly, "Our song!!" And do Epic Ballet together.....or Epic Tango... whatever you like best.

Yes i actually did that one too. Look forward to going out with that particular friend and doing it again!




P.S. I like that mayonnaise jar idea!

[underpants]

18. When put on hold and listening to hold music

When someone finally answers say "Oooh but me back on hold I LOVE that song"

[BlancheSplanchnik]

20. Yes!!!!!!

[csziggy]

23. I actually did that when Corel was in Ireland and had great Celtic music

On their hold line. I was very disappointed that the tech couldn't tell me what music was playing.

[magical thyme]

17. Huh? Sorry, not gettin' it...

[underpants]

19. IT WORKED!!!

The joke is as if you were doing some time traveling experiment

[magical thyme]

21. by eating from a mayonnaise jar?

that's the part I don't get.

I figured it was supposed to be something about time travel. I just don't get the connection of eating from a mayo jar...

[underpants]

25. Two different stunts

The mayo jar is just so people will think you are weird

[magical thyme]

26. oh, ok. problem for me is I don't need to eat from a mayo jar

for people to think I'm wierd. They just do.