I need to come up with a stupid sports shirt idea by friday

[Victor_c3]

They are doing a stupid sports spirit day potluck lunch thing at work this friday and management wants us to wear our favorite sports team paraphernalia that day. I detest sports. Especially professional sports. I don't understand why people would want to watch a bunch of millionaires with bad attitudes plays with balls on TV.

Anyways, I have a sharpy marker and a white T-shirt and I need to come up with a stupid shirt.

I'm a total smart-ass at work and I don't mind coming off as an idiot. I was thinking about doing something that intentionally-unintentionally highlights my lack of knowledge of sports and further giving people the impression that I'm an idiot. The only problem is I don't know enough about sports to come up with something like this on my own.

I could just ignore the sports thing and wear normal clothes that day, but that'd be too easy...

Stupid slogans, mispellings, miswordings, all are welcome.

Thanks!

[Lochloosa]

1. Problem Solved!

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[HappyMe]

2. Just scrawl your OP on a shirt.

[MissMillie]

3. "If you can't be an athlete....

.... be an athletic supporter."

[noamnety]

4. I'd go with something inspired by

the norwegian curling team.

[KamaAina]

5. What color is the Sharpie?

If it's black, you have an easy win:



(all sports fans despise referees )

[arcane1]

6. Write "2014 World Series" on it, perhaps?

[dawg]

7. I've got your answer, straight from Pulp Fiction ...

Get yourself a U.C. Santa Cruz Fightin' Banana Slugs shirt.

[Sweet Freedom]

8. I'm stealing this T shirt idea from my alma mater

They did not have any sports team at all.

Put your last name on the front of the shirt, and on the back, put "undefeated since" whatever year you were born.

[NightWatcher]

9. The sports team from my area is far superior to the sports team from your area

[locks]

10. Super Bowl

Picture of a tiny seahorse on T and Go Seabroncos underneath.

[Victor_c3]

18. I think I'm going to go with some derivative of that

I think I'm going call it the "super ball" and draw a sea bronco. It'll be great.

Now I just need to dig out a really old and ratty t-shirt and make it happen.

[Callmecrazy]

11. The Miami Tunas! nt

[bif]

12. Here's an idea

When I was in France many years ago, I went into a sports store. They had all these jerseys of American teams. Problem was, they're were all s crewed up. They had things like the Detroit Yankees, New York Dolphins, Cleveland Dodgers. It was pretty funny. I wish I had bought a couple of them. You could do something like that.

[cyberswede]

15. That would be funny! nt

[LiberalEsto]

13. Here's one from Engrish.com

[Scuba]

16. You might go with "Religion is the opiate of the masses."

Then cross out "religion" and write in "sports".

[Victor_c3]

17. As much as I agree with the premise of that shirt, I really think I might get in trouble for that

However, that is a totally awesome idea.

[lastlib]

19. "If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

[Victor_c3]

20. I thought this video would somehow add to the discussion...

Tim and Eric doing super bowl promos.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ppHhxVezaDE[/url]