Super Bowl XLVIII drinking game
I propose a Super Bowl drinking game. Every time you see a commercial that flashes the "DO NOT ATTEMPT" disclaimer, you have to do a shot. Doesn't matter why the legal disclaimer comes up, whether it's skateboarding or cliff-diving or bench-pressing your neighbor. If they try to hide a split-second disclaimer in a bunch of quick jumpcuts, you still have to do a shot anyway. And if a single commercial has multiple "DO NOT ATTEMPT" disclaimers, you have to do a shot for each and every time it comes up, so watch out for those new Nissan commercials that show cars rail-sliding and jumping on subway cars and picking fights with Chuck Norris.
And I haven't seen the new Budweiser Clydesdale ad yet, but I understand it's a tearjerker. If, however, there's a "DO NOT ATTEMPT" shoved into the new Clydesdale spot, you have to do two shots.
Since these new commercials have decided to insult our intelligence, please enjoy the game, and prepare to get poopfaced, people.