10 signs for spotting a Sochi-opath
#1) Sochiopaths are charming. They'll move into your basement and have you convinced you REALLY need an 80" flat screen to enjoy the Olympics.
#2) Sochiopaths are more spontaneous and intense than other people. They'll stage a dangerous torch-lighting ceremony in your back yard, including 8-10 propane tanks, a keg of beer and fireworks.
#3) Sochiopaths are incapable of feeling shame, guilt or remorse. You'll wake up in the morning to find your fridge cleared out to make room for iced vodka.
#4) Sochiopaths invent outrageous lies about their experiences. They claim to have "subbed in" for Mike Eruzione during the 1980 Men's Hockey Miracle on Ice.
#5) Sochiopaths seek to dominate others and "win" at all costs. Yeah, you won't have any chance of getting ahold of the remote control.
#6) Sochiopaths tend to be highly intelligent, but they use their brainpower to deceive others rather than empower them. They'll have you briefly convinced that Curling is a thrill-a-minute sport.
#7) Sochiopaths are incapable of love and are entirely self-serving. Don't expect thanks for the vast amounts of microwave popcorn you'll be making.
#8) Sochiopaths speak poetically. You'll hang on every word as they speed through a factually inaccurate tick-tock of how Vlad used a dancing bear to get the games in Mother Russia.
#9) Sochiopaths never apologize. YOU should have known better than to serve them taco dip in the room with new furniture and berber carpet.
#10) Sochiopaths are delusional and literally believe that what they say becomes truth. Rush Limbaugh will win a gold medal in Giant Slalom.
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I had to post and run, prolly woulda had a better run if I had kicked it a couple of times.
(stealth kick)