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needledriver

(836 posts)
Mon Feb 10, 2014, 06:06 PM Feb 2014

SAINT Valentine's Day is coming! Shouldn't we start a war on it?

Instead of wishing people "Happy Saint Valentines Day!", we should be wishing them:

Happy pagan fertility symbol day!

Happy almost vernal equinox day!

Happy empty Romantic gesture day!

Happy lets get smoochy day!

I can't wait for FOX "news" to bleat every ten minutes about the War on St. Valentine's Day.

Think of the children!!!

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SAINT Valentine's Day is coming! Shouldn't we start a war on it? (Original Post) needledriver Feb 2014 OP
I've called it "Hallmark Day" for years HarveyDarkey Feb 2014 #1
My favorite holiday "50% Off Chocolate Day" needledriver Feb 2014 #2
I thought they'd kicked him out of the club. malthaussen Feb 2014 #3
I am against St. Valentine's displays on gummint property! rurallib Feb 2014 #4
 

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)
1. I've called it "Hallmark Day" for years
Mon Feb 10, 2014, 06:10 PM
Feb 2014

so Happy Hallmark Day, followed by my favorite holiday "50% Off Chocolate Day"

 

needledriver

(836 posts)
2. My favorite holiday "50% Off Chocolate Day"
Mon Feb 10, 2014, 07:16 PM
Feb 2014

Isn't there another one of those just after All Hallow's Eve?

rurallib

(62,414 posts)
4. I am against St. Valentine's displays on gummint property!
Mon Feb 10, 2014, 10:07 PM
Feb 2014

especially the one with a man and a woman locked in passion.
If they can do it for a man and a woman they must do it for all

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