How to troll Cooking & Baking

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[LiberalEsto]

1. lol

[In_The_Wind]

2. How did you guess that I was just lurking there.

[tabbycat31]

3. If I had an Instagram I'd post that

My friend posted a pic of moldy food the other day just to piss the foodies off.

[struggle4progress]

4. Rustling up the roadkill

Paul Kingsnorth
12:01AM BST 24 Jun 2006

... This, then, is a mission, and one Fergus doesn't shirk from. He will, it seems, eat pretty much anything. He tells me how he once tricked a friend into eating badger burgers and segues into an enthusiastic defence of one of his favourite pastimes: eating roadkill.

"It's estimated that 10million birds, 20,000 foxes and 50,000 badgers are killed on the roads every year," he says. "If you assume that two million of those birds will be edible, and that a badger would feed six people, that's about 2,300,000 meals going to waste. And you can do so much with it. I used badger intestines once to make some chipolatas."

Fortunately, badger intestines are not on the menu today ...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/healthyeating/3326386/Rustling-up-the-roadkill.html

[IrishAyes]

5. So many of our food choices are culturally driven.

A lot of other countries think humans eating corn (cattle feed) is crazy, but they'll turn around and glory in making blood sausage, for instance. I've got a pretty cast iron stomach, but it stops short of that alleged delicacy.

The thread reminds me of the Daryll brothers(?) on the old Bob Newhart show set in Connecticut. They were big on Roadkill. Larry, Daryll, and Daryll. I understand the guy who played Larry, the speaking brother, was quite the scholar IRL. I liked him a lot.

[struggle4progress]

7. I still trying to get Teh Lounge bar to stock snake wine

[IrishAyes]

9. Let me know when they cave.

[pinboy3niner]

14. I wonder which snake wine goes best with...

[struggle4progress]

15. Only serve it if your roadkill tastes like chicken

[TexasTowelie]

16. You kill it, we grill it!

[struggle4progress]

17. Or try cooking at home, using one of our many fine sauces and seasonings

[struggle4progress]

6. .

[struggle4progress]

8. Ham and Bananas Hollandaise

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[flying rabbit]

10. Never would have thought of that.

Wondering why anyone else did either.

[struggle4progress]

11. I'm still trying not to think of it

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. Too late.

While you're at it, try not to think of Bananas wrapped with Ham with Hollandaise.

Whatever you do.


Just don't.

Bananas.

Ham

Hollandaise.


Stop it already.

[locks]

13. One time I asked my little grandson

what I could bring him from my trip west. Without hesitation: roadkill. I should've known.

[orleans]

18. that's a sad little story. n/t