The moment you realize you forgot to put your glasses on

[Major Nikon]

[pinboy3niner]

1. We ran to see what was the matter when we heard my dad cry out from the bathroom...

...only to discover it was because he'd grabbed the wrong tube and was brushing his teeth with Brylcreem.

[hunter]

2. Honestly, the textured wall behind the bathroom counter worries me more.

What evil lurks behind there?

A real estate agent once showed my wife and me a house with shag carpet on the walls.

It was in no way Elvis Presley's Graceland so we never called back.

[Incitatus]

3. One common real estate trick is to show you

a not so nice and a little over priced house to make the one they really want to sell you seem like a better deal.

[PoliticAverse]

4. On the bright side your teeth no longer itch. n/t

[sarge43]

5. And the mosquito bite has a fresh minty smell. nt

[murielm99]

6. Once, I nearly brushed

my teeth with Preparation H. I noticed that it did not smell like toothpaste.

[monmouth3]

7. One Christmas Eve my mother picked up a can of hairspray (so she thought) and it was a can

of silver paint spray (I had been spraying the radiator in the bathroom). Much hilarity for the rest of us, her, not so much..

[Major Nikon]

8. Not everyone can see the silver lining in the clouds