Why southern boys should not be hired to wrangle Maine baby moose...

[jpak]

http://bangordailynews.com/2014/02/21/outdoors/baby-moose-attacks-worker-in-maine/

[NV Whino]

1. "No call in bein' nasty."

[liberal N proud]

2. Put a bag over my head and a tag in my ear and see what I might do

Don't fuck with mother nature or her animals.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. jpak

[jpak]

4. Tuesday!

[Aristus]

5. Cause they'd shoot it, maybe?

"Yeah, boy; 'cause fuck 'at Yankee moose, 'at's why!"

[Baitball Blogger]

6. I assume that they keep track of the moose as it grows in order to remove

that collar before it strangles the growing animal, yes?

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Oops.

[handmade34]

8. made me think of this...