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Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts) Wed Feb 26, 2014, 11:10 AM Feb 2014

OMG! I'm dying!

My SIL has all this candy left over from Halloween. I took a bag of Sweet Tarts because -- well -- it's been a while. Sweet Tarts apparently grind themselves into a very fine powdery dust. I accidentally inhaled this powder.

IT BURNS!

I can't breathe. I'm coughing uncontrollably. There are tears in my eyes.

WTH, man! I just wanted some candy.

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OMG! I'm dying! (Original Post) Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2014 OP

You've got me laughing uncontrollably... blueamy66 Feb 2014 #1

Then I probably shouldn't tell you Nuclear Unicorn Feb 2014 #2

No, you shouldn't have told me. blueamy66 Feb 2014 #4

Well, it could have been worse, I guess Art_from_Ark Feb 2014 #3

Snorting Sweet Tarts..... whistler162 Feb 2014 #5

blueamy66

(6,795 posts)

1. You've got me laughing uncontrollably...

Reply to Nuclear Unicorn (Original post)

Wed Feb 26, 2014, 11:12 AM

Feb 2014

doesn't help my broken ribs

Nuclear Unicorn

(19,497 posts)

2. Then I probably shouldn't tell you

Reply to blueamy66 (Reply #1)

Wed Feb 26, 2014, 11:16 AM

Feb 2014

when I coughed I spit a Sweet Tart across the room and had the eject the rest, soggy though they were, into my hand.

Definitely not one of my more graceful moments. It still hurts.