Trouble keeping warm?

[progressoid]

Maybe you need one of these:

[eShirl]

1. I would fecking DIE in that

intermittent hot flashes

I'd panic and try to claw my way out. would not be pretty.

[progressoid]

3. Edited.

Photo of the back added.

It comes with feet and a hood too!

[Ahpook]

12. Yes

Curious how you get in it.

Through the neck?

[Aerows]

29. Now that you mention it

I did investigate. I guess you climb into it through the front, because there are some buttons there.

Screaming and the resulting scratchy of wool comes later, I guess.

Howling of "Please get me out of this, it's chafing my "...." " probably comes later.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Caution: side effects may include Major Whole Body Itch nt

[progressoid]

4. Ew. I hadn't thought of that.

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Other side effects may include the cast of Finding Bigfoot showing up near your house. -nt

[NJCher]

15. That's what I thought, too!

Cher

[Aerows]

26. If you order it in white

you might find a Yeti.

That itches.

[Aerows]

16. I know!

That was my first thought. Good grief you would itch in places you can't even scratch in that get-up.

[Aerows]

24. Even my nose itched when I read this

and it didn't include that part.

[My Good Babushka]

6. That is quite a feat of knitting!

If it's wool, it's going to be itchy. It looks like wool or acrylic. Cotton would be more comfortable, but still, it's like a giant infant pajama!

[blueamy66]

8. I'd rather freeze or have my man freeze....

ugly!

[RebelOne]

9. It looks ugly, but I bet it is damned warm.

I could use one of those here tonight, as it will be falling into the 20s and this is in Georgia. And it would have been useful when we had two snowstorms back to back and the temperatures fell into single digits.

[blueamy66]

10. No way Jose.

It's gonna be 9 degrees here tonight. Cranking the heat and sleeping in jammies.

[Aerows]

23. That don't make you itch

Please include that part. Because wool is great to keep you warm, but it's itchy in certain sensitive places.

[blueamy66]

30. The itching would kill me too.

I have to wear a t-shirt under any sweater I have on.

[LumosMaxima]

11. I really want one of those. nt

[Kali]

13. needs a backflap like longjohns

I would totally wear that in the winter. this house is a damn refrigerator.

[Aerows]

17. Except instead of a backflap

you get to itch your butt off.

Do it yourself I get, most of the time, but not this time.

Nobody invites butt itching and this one is screaming in neon lights.

[Kali]

20. I am weird, MANY things make me itch, but wool does not

still, I would think you might want silk or at least thin cotton under that thing.

[Aerows]

22. Uh huh

That invites butt itch so boldly that it walks in the door, eats dinner and sleeps in your bed while you are on the porch.

Butt itch isn't anything to play with if you can avoid it.

[rurallib]

14. I fear i would be captured and put on display

[Kali]

21. !

[noamnety]

18. I would have a hard time explaining that to my husband.

"Honey? I've acquired a large woolly man to keep me warm."

[pinboy3niner]

19. The REAL question: Crease or not?

Hmm, what to do, what to do...

[Aerows]

25. Crease is good

Butt itch is not.

I can't get on board, pinboy3niner, with butt itch. It is a hey-anus thing and naked skin against wool, well, you won't be counting sheep.

[pinboy3niner]

27. You can bet your bottom dolor!

I'll raise a Heinie-ken to that!

[Aerows]

28. I'll raise

a LaButt to that. I like Canadian beer.