Conn. man arrested for having sex with a cow

[AgingAmerican]

[AgingAmerican]

1. The cow had been hit by three vehicles

The guy who was having sex with it was covered in Jello and being filmed by a friend, who was also arrested.

[nomorenomore08]

2. Some guys will *literally* screw anything with a pulse...

[AgingAmerican]

3. Slathered in jello

...no less.

[nomorenomore08]

4. Don't want to get this locked, but I wonder if he was putting the stuff to a certain use...?

[AgingAmerican]

5. Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin

http://www.wafb.com/story/15354485/man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-pink-blow-up-pool-raft

[nomorenomore08]

6. The Internet is really a treasure trove of... something or other...

[AgingAmerican]

7. I have come to the conclusion

From 20 years of cruising the internet. That if you can imagine it, someones life probably revolves around it.

[In_The_Wind]

8. Indeed!

[Blue_Tires]

21. wow...his level of kink is in another universe

[Arugula Latte]

27. Well, hey, whatever floats your, uh, boat ...

[magical thyme]

9. the cow was dead. She had gotten into the road and was hit by 3 vehicles

Necrophilia...with a cow.

[Baitball Blogger]

10. ...and not in Florida.

[LisaL]

23. No, the cow was alive.

Afterwards it fled the scene and got hit by cars and killed.

[magical thyme]

24. hmmm...the more articles I look at, the more confusing it gets

I've now seen 2 articles that state the farm owner got suspicious because his cows were acting nervous and not giving milk, so he set up video in his barn. With no mention of a a cow in the road with pileup. But it's the same time frame, perps caught, CT man traveling to NY farm, etc...

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2014/02/state_police_man_charged_with_sex_crimes_against_cows_travelled_to_herkimer_farm.html

http://articles.courant.com/2014-02-25/community/hc-farmington-employee-arrest-0225-20140225_1_farmington-police-department-fontaine-your-town-news

http://wwlp.com/2014/02/26/school-worker-accused-of-having-sex-with-cow/

[LiberalEsto]

11. News story:

Grape or strawberry?

Conn. man arrested for having friend film him having sex with a cow while covered in jelly

By Arturo Garcia
Thursday, February 27, 2014 21:16 EST

A Connecticut school tech worker was arrested for allegedly having a friend film him having sex with a cow while covered in jelly, WTNH-TV reported on Tuesday.

31-year-old Reid A. Fontaine was charged with one count of sexual misconduct after being arrested on Feb. 21 on a farm in Herkimer, New York. WTNH reported that Fontaine was being filmed by a friend, 35-year-old Michael H. Jones, when its crew got to the farm. Jones reportedly fled the scene after seeing WTNH arrive, but was arrested later and also charged with sexual misconduct.

The cow also fled the scene, and died after being hit by three cars on a nearby highway. The drivers of two of the cars were hospitalized.

The Hartford Courant reported that the two suspects were also caught on tape by the owner of the farm, who installed a video camera in the barn after the cows began “acting anxious and not producing milk as usual.”

More:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/02/27/conn-man-arrested-for-having-friend-film-him-having-sex-with-a-cow-while-covered-in-jelly/

[nomorenomore08]

12. The name Herkimer always did sound vaguely dirty to me, somehow.

Or at least some kind of ugly noise you make with your throat.

[kwassa]

17. the comments section on this story is hilarious.

[magical thyme]

25. the wnth story that rawstory links to makes no mention of them arriving on the scene

or the cow fleeing the scene.

Seems like they made up some of the story.

[LiberalEsto]

28. Either that or maybe there were two separate incidents

boggles the mind, doesn't it?

[LisaL]

29. Sure does.

[KamaAina]

13. He had to go all the way from central Conn. to upstate N.Y. to find a cow?

Or maybe one that liked him back.

[AgingAmerican]

14. The NY cows have a well defined swish

nt

[TexasBushwhacker]

15. It's not particularly rare for teenage boys in rural areas

to try beastiality. About 25% I believe.

[840high]

19. yuck

[OriginalGeek]

16. I misread the headline "Conn. man"

as "Con-man".

And my first thought was it ain't right to trick a cow like that.

[Bucky]

18. Let's clarify this: it's not sex with a cow; it's sexual *misconduct* with a cow.

I'm just saying there's a difference.

[Major Nikon]

22. I'm not sure how

And I'm even more sure I don't want to know how

[RebelOne]

20. I am speechless. This sounds like it should be from The Onion. n/t

[bamademo]

26. This can't be real unless it took place in Auburn Al.

Roll Tide!