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xfundy

(5,105 posts)
Sun Mar 9, 2014, 07:23 PM Mar 2014

Advice for guys going on Spring Break

To get girls' attention, put a potato in your speedo before heading out to the beach.

If, after an hour or so, you've gotten nothing but derisive laughs and disgusted stares from the girls, try moving the potato to the front.

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Advice for guys going on Spring Break (Original Post) xfundy Mar 2014 OP
"We have Armadillos in our trousers" A HERETIC I AM Mar 2014 #1
I'd forgotten about that scene! xfundy Mar 2014 #2
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