I almost wish someone would attack Frankfurt ...

[eppur_se_muova]

so we could hear John McCain say "We are all frankfurters now".

[valerief]

1. Or Hamburg or Limerick.

[eppur_se_muova]

2. I wanted to say "Wien", which is the native term for Vienna ...

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but it's pronounced "Veen", which spoils the joke.

Maybe someone could attack Big Bone Lick, KY instead.
on edit: My mistake ! Big Bone Lick is a state park -- but there is a town named Big Bone, KY !!!

[valerief]

12. I kinda like Big Bone Licker. nt

[Arugula Latte]

3. Someone invade Knob Lick, Ky. ... Pleeeease?

[NightWatcher]

4. or Phuket, Thailand

[LiberalAndProud]

5. DUzy

I laughed.

[LeftinOH]

6. Dildo, Newfoundland. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

7. I'd like to hear him say "We are all Cucamongans now"

After Rancho Cucamonga, California.

[geardaddy]

8. K and R

[geardaddy]

9. Somebody please invade Wank, Germany.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. Or Vienna. "We're all Wieners now."

And he definitely is a wiener.