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Recursion

(56,582 posts) Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:36 AM Mar 2014

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What is your favorite joke's punchline?

Just the punchline.

In my case,

"Where's the spoon?"

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What is your favorite joke's punchline? (Original Post) Recursion Mar 2014 OP

To hell with the small change. Hit the quarter. Hit the quarter. CBGLuthier Mar 2014 #1

Superman, you are one cruel dude! stjohndoe Mar 2014 #2

I love that one!! newcriminal Mar 2014 #8

DiMaggio ????? UncleYoder Mar 2014 #3

Ha! I love that one (nt) Recursion Mar 2014 #5

5. One for the bulb and four to bitch about catering Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #4

Episcopals? Recursion Mar 2014 #6

Electrics Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #13

one for the bulb; two to kick the chair out from under her. nt magical thyme Mar 2014 #7

Oh, that dog will bite you!! flamin lib Mar 2014 #9

"Ten minutes" (n/t) MissMillie Mar 2014 #10

"I forgot my pencil" dr.strangelove Mar 2014 #11

That's not my dog. UncleYoder Mar 2014 #12

"I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!" Viva_La_Revolution Mar 2014 #14

"You're a wee bit old to be believin' in leprechauns, aren't ya, Bob?" n/t A HERETIC I AM Mar 2014 #64

"Ted Cruz" mainer Mar 2014 #15

"AS God is my witness." UncleYoder Mar 2014 #16

"none - he fell" nt cyberswede Mar 2014 #17

"Spit it oot, ye wee bastard! Spit it oot!" Aristus Mar 2014 #18

"Are you kidding me, it's already in the newspapers!" kairos12 Mar 2014 #19

"$500 an hour you charge, and I should give you the EASY one?" (nt) Paladin Mar 2014 #20

Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn! Brother Buzz Mar 2014 #21

How many ashling Mar 2014 #22

And the lieutenant shot her. n/t sarge43 Mar 2014 #23

Thanks for visiting! You've just been screwed by the nuns of St Francis. nt riderinthestorm Mar 2014 #24

Fuck you clown. geardaddy Mar 2014 #25

That's my favorite joke too! n/t Chan790 Mar 2014 #37

Hehe geardaddy Mar 2014 #38

"Well, if you help me find my keys, we'll drive out". n/t Tom_Foolery Mar 2014 #26

ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first." NightWatcher Mar 2014 #27

Poor little guy! I love that one,,,, benld74 Mar 2014 #28

Classic! Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #52

"No. We were just good friends." Iggo Mar 2014 #29

Mom told me if I did anything wrong, I'd turn to stone. I just started /nt dickthegrouch Mar 2014 #30

Rectum, hell it damned near killed him REPUguy Mar 2014 #31

My fathers fav of all time Boom Sound 416 Mar 2014 #53

"Hello, big lady." Iggo Mar 2014 #32

"Because they don't like looking down on the unemployed." nomorenomore08 Mar 2014 #33

WTF??? underpants Mar 2014 #34

''I hate it when your dad plays!'' UrbScotty Mar 2014 #35

Fuck you, Clown! n/t Chan790 Mar 2014 #36

! geardaddy Mar 2014 #39

"only one, but you've got to throw it real hard." NightWatcher Mar 2014 #40

I love that joke. Iggo Mar 2014 #54

Um yes. I'm glad you already know the setup NightWatcher Mar 2014 #56

Just one to hold the bulb while the whole world revolves aroung them. Mr.Bill Mar 2014 #41

A blonde changing a lightbulb? nt Callmecrazy Mar 2014 #42

No, the way I heard it was Mr.Bill Mar 2014 #45

In the energy business, it's Colorado School of Mines grads. (nt) Paladin Mar 2014 #48

No, that's just a little ice cream... nt Callmecrazy Mar 2014 #43

We call it ... lovemydog Mar 2014 #44

The punchlines are too long. Jenoch Mar 2014 #46

Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel Crabby Appleton Mar 2014 #47

She came back with a big red snapper hibbing Mar 2014 #49

Charlie's fallen over. dipsydoodle Mar 2014 #50

Okay, where's the lady with the bad tooth? ntt rrneck Mar 2014 #51

Walk him and pitch to the rhino. The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2014 #55

"He had a hat!" mucifer Mar 2014 #57

We have both kinds of music-Country & Western.... Boxerfan Mar 2014 #58

"He didn't ask about YOU." WinkyDink Mar 2014 #59

"A pig that good you don't eat all at once!" vanlassie Mar 2014 #60

"The Aristocrats!" eShirl Mar 2014 #61

It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score's tied and the bassists are loaded! nolabear Mar 2014 #62

Yes, but it looked so good, I ate it myself. Miles Archer Mar 2014 #63

"But ya bugger ONE goat." n/t A HERETIC I AM Mar 2014 #65

CBGLuthier

(12,723 posts)

1. To hell with the small change. Hit the quarter. Hit the quarter.

Reply to Recursion (Original post)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:42 AM

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stjohndoe

(45 posts)

2. Superman, you are one cruel dude!

Reply to Recursion (Original post)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:44 AM

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n/m

newcriminal

(2,190 posts)

8. I love that one!!

Reply to stjohndoe (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:55 AM

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UncleYoder

(233 posts)

3. DiMaggio ?????

Reply to Recursion (Original post)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:47 AM

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Recursion

(56,582 posts)

5. Ha! I love that one (nt)

Reply to UncleYoder (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:48 AM

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Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

4. 5. One for the bulb and four to bitch about catering

Reply to Recursion (Original post)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:47 AM

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Recursion

(56,582 posts)

6. Episcopals?

Reply to Boom Sound 416 (Reply #4)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:48 AM

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We had a similar joke...

Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

13. Electrics

Reply to Recursion (Reply #6)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:17 AM

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On tv/film sets

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

7. one for the bulb; two to kick the chair out from under her. nt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:53 AM

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flamin lib

(14,559 posts)

9. Oh, that dog will bite you!!

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:55 AM

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Bring me a watermelon and a jar of mayonnaise . . .

MissMillie

(38,553 posts)

10. "Ten minutes" (n/t)

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:02 AM

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dr.strangelove

(4,851 posts)

11. "I forgot my pencil"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:08 AM

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John Bender
Shermer High School

UncleYoder

(233 posts)

12. That's not my dog.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:13 AM

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Viva_La_Revolution

(28,791 posts)

14. "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:28 AM

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http://www.jokesbar.com/drunks-bars-jokes/594-leprechaun-in-the-bathroom.html

A HERETIC I AM

(24,367 posts)

64. "You're a wee bit old to be believin' in leprechauns, aren't ya, Bob?" n/t

Reply to Viva_La_Revolution (Reply #14)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:55 PM

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mainer

(12,022 posts)

15. "Ted Cruz"

Reply to Recursion (Original post)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:36 AM

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Although the punchline IS the joke.

UncleYoder

(233 posts)

16. "AS God is my witness."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:40 AM

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everybody say it with me.

"I thought turkeys could fly."

cyberswede

(26,117 posts)

17. "none - he fell" nt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:58 AM

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Aristus

(66,328 posts)

18. "Spit it oot, ye wee bastard! Spit it oot!"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:10 PM

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kairos12

(12,858 posts)

19. "Are you kidding me, it's already in the newspapers!"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:14 PM

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Paladin

(28,254 posts)

20. "$500 an hour you charge, and I should give you the EASY one?" (nt)

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:25 PM

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Brother Buzz

(36,422 posts)

21. Yeah, but this one's eating my popcorn!

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:29 PM

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ashling

(25,771 posts)

22. How many

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:40 PM

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in a brazillion?

sarge43

(28,941 posts)

23. And the lieutenant shot her. n/t

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:46 PM

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riderinthestorm

(23,272 posts)

24. Thanks for visiting! You've just been screwed by the nuns of St Francis. nt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:48 PM

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geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

25. Fuck you clown.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:50 PM

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Chan790

(20,176 posts)

37. That's my favorite joke too! n/t

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #25)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:21 PM

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geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

38. Hehe

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #37)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:28 PM

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Tom_Foolery

(4,691 posts)

26. "Well, if you help me find my keys, we'll drive out". n/t

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:54 PM

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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

27. ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 12:59 PM

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benld74

(9,904 posts)

28. Poor little guy! I love that one,,,,

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #27)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 01:44 PM

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Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

52. Classic!

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #27)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:33 PM

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Iggo

(47,552 posts)

29. "No. We were just good friends."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 02:13 PM

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dickthegrouch

(3,173 posts)

30. Mom told me if I did anything wrong, I'd turn to stone. I just started /nt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 02:29 PM

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REPUguy

(88 posts)

31. Rectum, hell it damned near killed him

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:01 PM

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Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

53. My fathers fav of all time

Reply to REPUguy (Reply #31)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:34 PM

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Iggo

(47,552 posts)

32. "Hello, big lady."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:04 PM

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nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)

33. "Because they don't like looking down on the unemployed."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:08 PM

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"'You're right. Get your own damn blanket!'"

"The third nun's arms were too short."

Is it merely coincidence that these are all priest/nun jokes? Or 13 years of Catholic school?

underpants

(182,788 posts)

34. WTF???

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:10 PM

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The snail joke

UrbScotty

(23,980 posts)

35. ''I hate it when your dad plays!''

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:16 PM

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Chan790

(20,176 posts)

36. Fuck you, Clown! n/t

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:20 PM

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geardaddy

(24,926 posts)

39. !

Reply to Chan790 (Reply #36)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:28 PM

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Great minds!

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

40. "only one, but you've got to throw it real hard."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:37 PM

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It's the worse joke of all times. Funny as Hell, but evil

Iggo

(47,552 posts)

54. I love that joke.

Reply to NightWatcher (Reply #40)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 08:02 PM

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Definitely one of those "know your audience" jokes.

NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)

56. Um yes. I'm glad you already know the setup

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 08:23 PM

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Mr.Bill

(24,284 posts)

41. Just one to hold the bulb while the whole world revolves aroung them.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 03:55 PM

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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

42. A blonde changing a lightbulb? nt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 04:07 PM

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Mr.Bill

(24,284 posts)

45. No, the way I heard it was

Reply to Callmecrazy (Reply #42)

Fri Mar 21, 2014, 04:13 PM

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How many Stanford graduates does it take...

The context of the joke is the not always friendly rivalry between Stanford and Cal Berkeley in the San Francisco Bay Area.

Paladin

(28,254 posts)

48. In the energy business, it's Colorado School of Mines grads. (nt)

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:15 PM

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Callmecrazy

(3,065 posts)

43. No, that's just a little ice cream... nt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 04:07 PM

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lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

44. We call it ...

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 04:13 PM

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the Aristocrats!

Jenoch

(7,720 posts)

46. The punchlines are too long.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 04:49 PM

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Crabby Appleton

(5,231 posts)

47. Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:06 PM

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hibbing

(10,098 posts)

49. She came back with a big red snapper

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:22 PM

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dipsydoodle

(42,239 posts)

50. Charlie's fallen over.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:29 PM

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rrneck

(17,671 posts)

51. Okay, where's the lady with the bad tooth? ntt

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 05:32 PM

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The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

55. Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 08:04 PM

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mucifer

(23,539 posts)

57. "He had a hat!"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 08:32 PM

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Boxerfan

(2,533 posts)

58. We have both kinds of music-Country & Western....

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 09:29 PM

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Can't believe that one wasn't taken...

WinkyDink

(51,311 posts)

59. "He didn't ask about YOU."

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 10:00 PM

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vanlassie

(5,670 posts)

60. "A pig that good you don't eat all at once!"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:19 PM

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eShirl

(18,490 posts)

61. "The Aristocrats!"

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:26 PM

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nolabear

(41,960 posts)

62. It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score's tied and the bassists are loaded!

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:27 PM

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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)

63. Yes, but it looked so good, I ate it myself.

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:50 PM

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A HERETIC I AM

(24,367 posts)

65. "But ya bugger ONE goat." n/t

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Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:58 PM

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