I'm Killer, MrScorpio's Dog and I'm taking over! Ask me anything

[MrScorpio]

I know everything, I'm a dog, doggammit. It's time for me to do my thing. Anything you need, I'll sniff it out for you.

I'm a dog, doggammit.

[Scuba]

1. Why did MrScorpio name you "Killer"?

[MrScorpio]

2. It's actually my shortened name...

My full name is Lady Killer Scorpio

[Scuba]

4. Awwww. One brown eye, one blue. What a sweetie!

[Inkfreak]

36. Aptly named! My wife loves him!!

Here's our boys http://www.democraticunderground.com/116114587

[warrior1]

3. On the internet,

no one knows your a dog.

[MrScorpio]

5. That's why I take my show to the streets…

[LiberalEsto]

6. Are you as funny as Mr. Scorpio?

I said FUNNY, not FURRY

[MrScorpio]

7. Ever since I was a puppy...

[Sanity Claws]

8. Would you like a new name?

I think you're a Daisy or a Millie.
You don't look like a Killer to me.

[MrScorpio]

9. Funny… The mailman said that too...

But only once.

[shenmue]

10. Do you like treats?

[MrScorpio]

13. I love treats

Usually when they're on four legs

[NV Whino]

11. I bet he's watching kitty videos.

[MrScorpio]

14. What are you, some kind of comedian?

[Ron Obvious]

12. What's the appeal of sniffing other dogs' butts?

I never understood that one.

[MrScorpio]

15. Don't knock it till you tried it

[LiberalEsto]

16. Husky pun

[MrScorpio]

17. Two can play that game

[lovemydog]

18. What's your favorite thing to do with MrScorpio?

[MrScorpio]

19. Dress up day!

[hobbit709]

20. so you ran a marathon.

[MountainLaurel]

21. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

[MrScorpio]

22. I'm a dogstrovert

[geardaddy]

23. Do dogs really not know it's not bacon?

[MrScorpio]

24. Yes, we do...

At least those of us that can read

[Brigid]

25. What do you do with cars if you catch them?

I always wondered.

[MrScorpio]

27. We drive them until we're all tuckered out

[hollysmom]

26. My dog stands by the computer and tries to talk to me

how do I figure out what she is trying to say?

Now with my previous always a puppy, I would say what do you want and she would lead me to what ever. this one just looks at me and talks some more. She will follow every where but never lead.

[MrScorpio]

28. Obviously, you need to get a Bowlingual dog-human translation device

http://www.amazon.com/Takara-Tomy-Bow-lingual/dp/B0000ABGDY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1396382132&sr=8-1&keywords=bowlingual

[PumpkinAle]

29. Dear Killer

Why do my dogs get soooooooo excited when they go for walks - they get walked every day come rain or shine?

[MrScorpio]

31. Because we're born to run

[PumpkinAle]

35. Dear Killer

Thank you - but unfortunately I wasn't born to run, more like plod along.

[Skittles]

30. What are you watching? It looks like something nefarious.

also, I can kick canine ass

[MrScorpio]

32. It's not cats… Trust me.

[AnneD]

33. I have mixed feelings about nutering my dog...

will having him fitted with neuticles help him better deal with this? Is size important to male dogs as it seems to be with human males?

[MrScorpio]

34. Get your dog a kitten… That should take his mind off his lost cojones.

[AnneD]

40. Well played Killer...

well played.

[rurallib]

37. Mr. Killer, Should I put my money on Michigan

you the ball game, the final four?

[rurallib]

38. Killer, it looks like you have some ancient equipment there?

[OmahaBlueDog]

39. What is your favorite chew toy?

Mr. Scorpio's ankle, perhaps?