How Country Are You?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/how-country-are-you
You checked off 53 out of 80 on this list!
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You’ve definitely got friends in low places where the whiskey drowns and the beers chase your blues away. But you’re gonna be OK.
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"Have you ever gone to the grocery in your nightgown or bathrobe?"
I've never done that, yet have seen plenty "dressed" like that at my local Kroger! 
You might have said yes to one of the questions. 
Right now, getting ready for afternoon clinic.
I never went swimmin' in th'crick. But I did go hunting for 'crawdads' as a kid.
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After 20+ years I'm proud it's not more than 9.
I did swim in the crick and drink out of a mason jar (once).
I've gathered many an egg and milked a cow.
In my youth I rode horses and I hopped a fence.
I went to a rodeo once -- that was horrible. I think they and circuses that use animals should be banned.
I was also forced to listen to country music -- that scarred me for life. 
I guess I probably should be a 4 because I do know what a "crick" is.
You don't have to be country to be wise enough to avoid the city. 
score:
You checked off 8 out of 80 on this list!
We all got a hillbilly bone down deep inside, no matter where you from you just can’t hide it. And when the band starts banging and the fiddle saws, you can’t help but hollering, “yee-haw!”
I'm not so much country as rural
The more DUers who take the test ... well ... this place ain't lookin' like it's filled with country types.
just sayin
Born, raised, and still living in Houston, Texas. Then again, despite sections of Houston being quite "country" (I live next to a power r.o.w. with horses on it), we're definitely metropolitan, just as I like it! 
It could have been 23 checked off, but I still do not consider Texas a "red" state. We're purple, thank you very little!
Check off everything that applies to you.
1 Do you have a truck?
2 Have you named your truck?
3 Have you ever cried in your truck?
4 Do you drive your truck on dirt roads?
5 Do you live in a small town?
6 Do you live in a red state?
7 Do you speak with a twang?
8 Do you frequently say “y’all”?
9 Do you own a pair of cowboy boots?
10 More than five pairs of cowboy boots?
11 Do you own a pair of Wranglers?
12 Do you wear rhinestones?
13 Do you regularly wear a hat?
14 Is it a cowboy hat?
15 Is it a Stetson?
16 Do you own a camouflage hat?
17 Do you wear a lot of camouflage clothing?
18 Do you own a camouflage beer koozie?
19 Do you drink beer?
20 Is Natty Light your beer of choice?
21 Do you enjoy drinking whiskey?
22 Have you ever ridden a horse?
23 Have you ever fired a gun?
24 Have you ever lived on a farm?
For a summer.
25 Have you ever worked on a farm?
It only seemed fair to help out while I was there.
26 Have you been to a rodeo?
27 Have you competed in a rodeo?
28 Do you own a belt buckle?
29 A belt buckle with longhorns on it?
30 Do you identify as a redneck?
Sometimes I am but I clean up real well.
31 Do you like to go fishing?
32 Do you like to go hunting?
With a camera!
33 Do you know how to line dance?
34 Do you know how to two-step?
35 Have you ever two-stepped with a stranger?
36 Do you know the watermelon crawl?
37 How about a Western promenade?
38 Have you ever climbed a fence?
I still do.
39 Have you or anyone you know been in a pageant?
40 Does she think your tractor’s sexy?
41 Did you honeymoon in Gatlinburg?
42 Do you drink sweet tea?
43 Do you know when to hold ‘em?
44 Do you know when to fold ‘em?
45 Do you know when to walk away?
46 Do you know when to run?
47 Do you like men in painted-on jeans?
48 How about girls in tight jeans?
That would be me when I was younger.
49 Are you a good ol’ boy who never means to do any harm?
50 Are you making your way the only way you know how?
Yup!
51 Does uptown livin’ really get you down?
It did!
52 Have you ever swam in a crick?
Didn't everybody.
53 Do you know what a crick is?
The place we kept the beer raft.
54 Is she always on your mind?
He is.
55 Does a rocket scientist not impress you much?
Only if he wears jeans.
56 Does Brad Pitt not impress you much?
Y'all will just have to guess the rest
57 OK, what about a fancy car – does that impress you much?
58 Do you think your mother is the greatest woman on earth?
59 Do you still live with her?
60 Do you sing about it?
61 Have you ever been to Dollywood?
62 Do you think Dolly Parton is a national treasure and should be awarded a medal of honor?
63 Does your paycheck depend on the weather and the clock?
64 Is it possible that right now your man is slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp who’s probably getting frisky?
65 Is it possible that right now your man is buying her a fruity little drink because she can’t shoot whiskey?
66 Do you dip?
67 Have you dipped Skoal?
68 Have you dipped Grizzly?
69 Do you chew tobacco?
70 Have you ever drank from a mason jar?
71 How about a jelly jar?
72 Do you go to church even if you aren’t religious?
73 Do you ever tell people that you might’ve been born plain white trash, but fancy is your name?
74 Have you ever had a mullet?
75 Do you have a mullet right now?
76 Do you refer to your mother’s house as mama ‘nem’s?
77 Is there a general store in your home town?
78 Does the Confederate flag appear in your city/state flag?
79 Do you own any clothing bearing the Confederate flag?
80 Do you have friends in low places?
but I've never done any form of country dancing. I have been on a pub crawl, though. That was fun!
And there is a general store not far from here. A Russian general store
And if you look at this google-maps link, you'll see the Reliant stadium and Astrodome, top-center, and all the undeveloped land due south. And it's not all slated for neighborhoods, either. You'll find truck farms, grazing land, and some industrial businesses in it. On the north side of town, I once drove a major thoroughfare road, only to remark to myself at one point that it didn't look like I wasn't in Houston any more. People had chickens and other animals, lived in literal shacks, and had a fair amount of land around them for a 'lot' to live on.
https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ll=29.65964,-95.40493&spn=0.064367,0.133038&t=h&z=14&source=gplus-ogsb
It's a bizarre place here. And I wouldn't have it any other way!
56 Does Brad Pitt not impress you much?
I answered no, I meant
Yes, he does not impress me much. 
As if there is no country living outside of the South.
Up until I was about 7, I was surrounded by people like that. After my parent's divorce I went back and forth between two worlds: My northern born Mom's house in the city, and my Southern born and bred Dad's in the outskirts of the burbs.
My Mom was forever correcting our English and forbid us from saying y'all and never let us set foot outdoors without shoes on. Meanwhile my Dad's mom commented on how 'fancy' me and my brothers spoke and made sure we knew the Lord's Prayer by heart and took us to Church any chance she got. And my Dad took us to every Air Show and NASCAR event if we weren't already going fishing or to the woods to shoot at tin cans. And while I don't like country music I know a lot of the classics by heart because that's all my Dad listened to.
Some of the kindest and most entertaining people I've ever met are the countriest of country folk. Hell, if my parents hadn't gone their separate ways I'd probably be a lot more country myself. I am not ashamed. 
Have you ever climbed a fence?
And I'm from freakin ALABAMA????
and I'm a little bit rock 'n roll.
I'm not a Republican Christian. 'Nuff said.
this much? 
But I used to have a pickup truck. 
