I just love living in crazy Florida....

[Sancho]

http://gawker.com/topless-florida-woman-wrecks-mcdonalds-pauses-to-guzzl-1560811384

A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.

Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary.

"This woman is my new role model," one of them says.

And why not? Florida Woman doesn't play by the rules. She engages on her own terms. She puts her hand under the ice cream dispenser of life and drinks deeply of everything it has to offer, and then grabs a handful of fries for the road.

[liberal N proud]

1. All she wanted was some icecream

[pinboy3niner]

2. The Zen of McDonald's

It's all good.

[shenmue]

3. Well

Sometimes I can't find my good pants either.

[MynameisBlarney]

5. When you're cravin' some fine food from McDonalds

who has time for pants?

[siligut]

4. Bath salts and alcohol?

Less aggression but almost same lack of inhibitions. Maybe this is just less testosterone on bath salts.

[Sancho]

6. All the times I've been in the St. Pete McD's and never seen a thonged, ice-cream eater

[Tommy_Carcetti]

7. Under the big bright yellow sun.

I love it.

[doc03]

8. Where is everyone hiding in the freezer or what? No manager and one

other customer that just watches. Doesn't anyone have a concealed carry weopont? Where is George Zimmerman when he is needed? .

[mnhtnbb]

9. Really? Did they think she was packing?

Hidden in her thong?