What's the best wireless network name you ever saw?

[riqster]

I just saw one on my available connections list that really raises the bar:

"PRETTY FLY FOR A WIFI"

[Skittles]

1. BUGGERBOEHNER

[riqster]

2. Awe inspiring!

[CurtEastPoint]

3. In a condo building: COCKSNBALLS

[cyberswede]

4. One near my kid's school...

"MediacomSucks" - there's a Mediacom van parked in one of the driveways across from the school, so we figured it's either the Mediacom employee's WiFi, or a neighbor's who wants to give the Mediacom employee shit.

Yours is way better.

[riqster]

5. I can't take credit, more's the pity.

Best I ever came up with was:"SECRET FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN #666 "

[BlancheSplanchnik]

33. ...

[hlthe2b]

6. I see a lot of variations on "ComcastSucks" in my neighborhood.

I can relate...

[Lizzie Poppet]

7. One in range of my house: "pornstache"

[riqster]

8. Damn, there's a visual.

Brain bleach!

[Jenoch]

9. My brother's neighbor's network is called:

Pus-filled Virus. I told my brother to tell him that pus-filled wounds are caused by bacteria and not viruses.

[kcass1954]

10. DON'T STEAL MY WIRELESS is somewhere in my neighborhood and it's unsecured.

[riqster]

11. Irony for the modern age.

[Generic Brad]

12. Mine is called "Spock"

Every time I buy a new device I get to "Search For Spock".

[riqster]

13. An eternal Trek for the Trekkie.

[GoneOffShore]

14. Within range of my laptop right now

Snake Jagger 5ghz and Snake Jagger 2.5ghz
Also: Osmolski and Treb

[riqster]

15. Wow.

[GoneOffShore]

17. And my network is Francophile

[riqster]

18. Tres' belle!

[treestar]

32. I have one called "Slave"

[laundry_queen]

16. Wow.

My neighbors are incredibly boring! LOL!

Nearly all the networks around here are someone's last name, or the provider followed by some numbers. BORING!

[riqster]

19. Well, you have the opportunity to liven things up a bit!

[fizzgig]

20. internet hot tub time machine

and nsa loves you.

husband named ours virus dispenser.

[riqster]

23. Your husband has an awesome sense of humor.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. When you walk through a storm hold your head up high.

[Vashta Nerada]

22. My router was called "NSA Surveillance" last year.

It was awesome.

[riqster]

24. Guerrilla comedy at its best

[a la izquierda]

25. I'm the youngest in my neighborhood by 30 years...no wifi.

Before that, I lived in the country.
My network is just named belkin. I should change it.

[Neoma]

26. BigMomma

[Frank Cannon]

27. NothingButHorsePorn

I've seen some funny ones over the years, but that's the one that sticks out.

[riqster]

28. Nobody is gonna try to hijack that one!

[blogslut]

29. Maybe not the best but it fascinated me:

"Kitten and Goat Show"

[Trailrider1951]

30. My daughter and son-in-law have

DEA Undercover.

My is rather plain: ATT600. Maybe I should get creative with it.

[davidpdx]

37. My mom just got a notepad and started chatting w/ me via Google mail, which she's never done before

So one night a few weeks ago she messaged me and said that one of the wireless connections nearby said "FBI Surveillance Van"

I had to explain to her it was someone being a smartass. So she asked me what she should name her internet connection. I'm thinking this is quite a conversation for my mom to have. I started throwing out suggestions.

Secret Service
NSA Headquarters

and my favorite was...

Putinsucks

[steve2470]

31. NSA_FT_MEADE_MD

That's mine, definitely not claiming it for the best though

[riqster]

35. Classy, though.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

34. neighborhood's pretty boring...

grandmamareb, motorola89-something or other, and a couple others of the same quality.

Mine is Blanche's Wifi. Compared to the others, that's pretty creative.

[riqster]

36. Our current one is really lame. I should change it.