Woo, taken to a whole new level.

[Xithras]

These people are apparently spending real money to promote this to the woo-vulnerable. I actually stumbled across it because they're running full length commercials for this in front of YouTube videos. I normally don't pay attention to this stuff, but they're spending real money to market this stuff in the mainstream, to people who don't know any better.

https://sapphirewaves.com/ Warn your friends.

Water Has Memory
Water has the ability to retain an imprint of energies to which it has been exposed
The path our water takes until it reaches our homes results in extreme disturbance in the energy
Mostly due to Electromagnetic interference caused by the water pumps and boosters

They claim that, by holding your water next to a mobile device running their app, they can "reset" water back to its "natural state".

I really hope this ends up being a practical joke. Unfortunately, it looks like its run by some sort of marketing company, so I'm guessing that it's a scam designed to build a database of exceptionally gullible people.

[Vashta Nerada]

1. From their terms and conditions of the site:

Medical Disclaimer

The Services are strictly designed for use upon drinking water, i.e. water safe and suitable for consumption by humans of all age groups prior to being subject to the Services. You are solely responsible for verifying the suitability and safety of water subjected by you to the Services prior to use or consumption. For the avoidance of doubt, the Services are not designed nor intended to change the chemical, physical or microbiological attributes of water.

emphasis mine

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. This is industrial strength woo. Either that, or really clever satire.

I haven't decided which yet.

[In_The_Wind]

3. If it improves the texture of my water ...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. I like my water to have a slightly slippery texture.

Not gooey or gummy, and definitely not crunchy. And there should be a faint tang of hydrogen with light overtones of oxygen.

[In_The_Wind]

8. I really don't care for water at all unless it has bubbles like Perrier.

[Iggo]

10. Not gooey, not gummy, not crunchy, but more smoother...what's the word I'm looking for...

Oh, yeah...WET!

[NightWatcher]

5. if water has memory, my shower is going to be very upset with me

It might not ever let me in there again.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. My washing machine might not be able to fill

because the water will remember the dirty underwear and cat-peed-on rugs from last time.

[intaglio]

7. "Show me on this ice cube where the fish touched you"

In the immoral words of W C Fields "I don't drink water, Fish F**k in it"

[In_The_Wind]

9. Precisely my point.

See post #8.

[countryjake]

11. It can't be worse than the Asea "redox signaling" water scam...

marketed out of Utah (and I know a couple of mormons who vigorously pushed that pyramid scheme here in wa).

It is sometimes specifically peddled to sick folk suffering from autoimmune diseases...at 75 bucks for 64 oz, making it especially heinous.