Fast Food Folk Song -- or Singing Drive Through Taco Bell order

[1monster]

[DFW]

1. I'm hoping Paul Simon is a very forgiving type.......

Feed it to me (to the tune of The 59th Street Bridge Song/Feelin' Groovy by Paul Simon)

Speed up, and serve me fast
I need a big caloric blast, just
Pile it on that ice cream cone
Lookin’ for fat, so feed it to me!

(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)
(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)

Hello soft drink, whatcha knowin‘?
I feel my tooth enamel goin’
Give me one more calorie
Doo it ‘n doo doo, feed it to me

(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)
(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)

Hey, McDonald’s, how’s it goin’?
I came to keep your profits growin’
Just look at the size of me
X X X L, so feed it to me!

(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)
(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)

I crave double fries, plus Big Macs ‘n’ cheese
I like buttered popcorn, I do not like peas
I’m under four hundred, don’t call me obese
Sprite, I love you—feed it to me!

(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)
(Ba da da DA da DA da, feed it to me)

[1monster]

2. That's an instant classic!

I'm

[DFW]

3. I did that one about 4 years ago

We performed it at the 2010/2011 Renaissance Weekend, and it went over pretty well

[sarge43]

4. Another classic ode to junk food