At the insistence of my PCP I saw a cardiologist today.

[ohiosmith]

To everyone's amazement, I do have a heart. Who'da thunk?

[HopeHoops]

1. PCP isn't good for you.

[kaiden]

2. Tru dat.

[ohiosmith]

6. I'll tell her you said that. She's small, but she's feisty!

[LynneSin]

3. Aren't you getting a little old for doing psychedelic drugs?

[ohiosmith]

7. Who you calling old?

[UrbScotty]

4. Yeah, but do you have a brain?

[ohiosmith]

8. I see a neurologist next week.

[3waygeek]

14. Of course he does...

he's a Democrat, after all.

[ohiosmith]

17. Damn straight!

[HappyMe]

5. So, to celebrate the discovery of your heart

did you share some PCP with the cardiologist?

[ohiosmith]

9. NO! We drank brown liquor and blew a doobie.

[HopeHoops]

15. Now WHAT did your mother tell you? If you can't bring enough for everyone, don't get it out!

[ohiosmith]

18. She wasn't referring to booze and dope.

[HopeHoops]

20. Oh, poor dude.

[MrCoffee]

10. What, you don't do your own cardiology work out in the garage?

[ohiosmith]

11. Not since the jumper cable incident. Poor cat!

[whistler162]

12. Can we get a second opinion? ;)

[ohiosmith]

13. How did I know that was on the way?

[Ikonoklast]

16. At the insistence of Jim Beam, I saw a bartender today.

Jim always gives the best advice.

[ohiosmith]

19. Yep! He does.