I am going to save you all $10 by watching this video....

[LynneSin]

It'll save you buying a ticket to see this crapfest of a movie made from an even worse crapfest of a book.

[CBGLuthier]

1. I already watched it when it was called The Story of O

Such a dreadful movie that was too.

[hedgehog]

2. I'm betting that this film will make a laughing stock out of the stars.

[LynneSin]

3. That's a sucker bet

They already are laughingstocks.

[rurallib]

4. OK - well - Mrs. Lib has already informed me WE WILL BE GOING

to 50 shades of gray.

Can anyone save me? Please?

[Aerows]

7. I didn't even make it through the trailer

I'd suggest prescription drugs if you have to go through that. They should have anesthetics for the people that have to accompany people to that.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Now it's out? Huh. I thought that came and went already.

[Arugula Latte]

12. That's what she said.

[pinboy3niner]

15. Bazinga!

[Aerows]

6. That trailer

makes me glad to exclaim "I'm a lesbian!"

For all that is unholy and that which is pure, thank heavens I'm gay.

[LynneSin]

9. That trailer could make me into a Lesbian

Never has one book made sex so unappealing and I have always enjoyed a good book with some well written juicy sex scenes in them.

[Aerows]

11. Awful doesn't begin to describe it, LynneSin

The movie will be hideous if that trailer is anything to go by.

[BlueJazz]

8. I thought the part where the alien came out of his chest was slightly cool but I seem...

...to remember that being done before.
This is one of those films that even copyright-infringement people don't bother downloading.

[littlemissmartypants]

10. Needs more cowbell. eom

[Bombero1956]

13. I don't care, I don't care, I don't care

Did I say I don't care about this flick? It won't be out until Valentine's Day and I can only hope the the vast majority of people will be sick and tired of it by the time it cums out.

[LynneSin]

18. Last Valentines Day they released season #2 of House of Cards

There would be absolutely no choice between this guy and some poorly written S&M movie.

[sarge43]

19. A classic line

Frank and Claire sharing a late night cigarette while plotting their next coupe is finitely more erotic than 50 shades of blah.

[LynneSin]

20. I'm not into threesomes but I would definitly be game for a couple like Claire and Francis

As for that couple in that bad 50 shades movie I'd laugh my head off and say no way

[MrScorpio]

14. Go rent The (original) Thomas Crown Affair, 9 1/2 Weeks AND Secretary...

And you'll have a much better movie overall experience

[raptor_rider]

16. Never read the books

So I'll skip it!!! I was bad enough through the Twilight series, not following this one, ever!!!

[sarge43]

17. You can almost see the thought balloons over the actors' heads

"It's a paycheck, a fuckin' paycheck."

A pile of dirty laundry looks more erotic.