BREAKING NEWS: Snooki is pregnant

[Hugabear]

Forget about the 2012 elections.

Forget about the impending war with Iran.

Forget about the economic crisis sweeping the globe.

Forget about all of these other issues.

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you news of extreme importance.

Snooki is pregnant.

http://www.eonline.com/news/marc_malkin/snooki_pregnant/297645

Yes, we will soon have little Snooklings amongst us.

I return you back to your normal programming at this time.

[pinboy3niner]

1. Of course it's important news--it's an immaculate conception.

[HopeHoops]

2. Poor kid.

[NYC_SKP]

3. +1 (nt)

[HopeHoops]

6. Well, to be fair, I did see a picture of her without makeup. She's actually pretty cute.

You wouldn't know that with the 2" of plaster they use for whatever the fuck show she's on, but without makeup she's not bad at all.

[Angry Dragon]

4. The biggest question:

Who is the father??

[HopeHoops]

7. Does it matter? The tabloids will make one or more up.

[pinboy3niner]

14. John McCain tweets: "Snooki who? Never heard of her."

[HughBeaumont]

20. An over-tanned Massengilian.

Could be any of these guys, brah.

[snooper2]

5. Is she going to do the birth live on the beach?

[dr.strangelove]

8. I wish her the best of luck

Raising a child is hard work. Although she gets celebrity coverage, she does not have celebrity money, so she will have to deal with many of the same problems the rest of us do. I hope her and the baby have a healthy pregnancy and that she is a good mom. Its a whole new world once you become a parent.

[benld74]

9. Think I just threw up in my mouth a little,,,,

[zbdent]

10. breaking news!

I don't give a f*ck ...

[cbdo2007]

11. Good luck Snooki!!

and baby.

That kid is in for a wild ride!

[edbermac]

12. Now Rick Santorum is really going to throw up!

Can't say I blame him. [url=http://www.cosgan.de/smilie.php][img][/img][/url]

[Hugabear]

15. And yet gay marriage is the real threat to this country

[Myrina]

13. She's what, 4 feet tall?

Good luck poopin' out a 20 inch long, 8 lb baby kiddo ...

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

16. In that case, I give her a pass

for urinating on the club's dance floor.

Not necessarily inebriation or indifference. Pregnancy can have interesting side-effects.

Best of luck to Snooki and the Snooklings.

[Yavin4]

17. Republicans Are Already Trying to Blame Obama for This

Some how, some way this will be Obama's fault.

[TreasonousBastard]

18. Beats all this bullshit around here about idiotic Republicans, but...

last time someone said she was pregnant she denied it vociferously.

[bluedigger]

19. Locking: National news belongs in LBN.

[ellisonz]

21. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts, people!

[Tabasco_Dave]

22. Someone call CPS now!

Maybe we can place her embryo in a nice foster womb.

[whistler162]

23. I believe Harb Morrison said it best....

"Oh, the humanity!"