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DFW

(54,378 posts)
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 05:15 PM Oct 2014

For Shireen, trudelphi, California Peggy and others: ALMOST there, and what a sendoff!

My book should be ready by the end of October, maybe before. The technical aspects of the printing are the sticking points, but the rest of it is ready.

The big news is: I decided to risk getting it reviewed by Kirkus reviews in New York. They're expensive, and they're known for being cranky if your book lands with a reviewer who finds it wanting. To be fair to disappointed authors, they give authors the option of keeping their review secret, not for public eyes. This way, if they try again with another book, potential readers, agents, whatever, don't have a negative track record that might cause rejection in advance.

I knew this was a risk, and though I have great plugs by such known people as Stan Lee, Adrian Cronauer and Howard Dean, none of them are known for boosting sales of quirky novels.

Instead of the lukewarm review I was fearing/expecting from Kirkus, here are some (typical!!) excerpts of their review:

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Likable, unambitious Everyman Robert Packard (“like Hewlett-Packard, but without the money”) is happy enough with his life at the beginning of (DFW)’s strange, uproarious novel......

He can scarcely believe his luck (“Things like this happen to characters made up by Stan Lee,” he thinks, “not to me”), and he quickly decides to up the ante and kill two birds with one stone: He’ll not only obtain more valuable bottles of wine from the past, but he’ll do it by meeting one of his all-time favorite historical personages: U.S. president—and well-known wine enthusiast—Thomas Jefferson.............

At first the scheme seems to be working perfectly, but (DFW) soon complicates it in half a dozen ways that all flow naturally from the plot’s central gimmick, and each new complication is funnier than the last—and all of them add up to a pitch-perfect comic novel.

Enthusiastically recommended.

A hilarious time-travel shaggy dog story.
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OK, I was indeed trying to put in some humor, although not to make it the central theme, but I'll take it. "Pitch-perfect? Enthusiatically recommended????" Bring it on, baby. It may not help me sell a single book, but I'll savor that one for a while!!

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For Shireen, trudelphi, California Peggy and others: ALMOST there, and what a sendoff! (Original Post) DFW Oct 2014 OP
Wow, that is great news, my dear DFW! CaliforniaPeggy Oct 2014 #1
A lot of writers would kill for reviews like that pinboy3niner Oct 2014 #2
So I've been told DFW Oct 2014 #4
Congrats and best of luck. Please keep us informed. nm rhett o rick Oct 2014 #3
I will! I hope 4 weeks from now, max, it should be out there. DFW Oct 2014 #5
Make sure to put me on your list to make sure annabanana Oct 2014 #11
What you've posted already did the disclosure thing . . . n/t Ms. Toad Oct 2014 #15
Yeah, but only to those who care DFW Oct 2014 #26
Outstanding! I'm Looking forward to reading it! adirondacker Oct 2014 #6
Congrats! OriginalGeek Oct 2014 #7
Probably no tour. DFW Oct 2014 #27
I'm jealous, but not surprised. Lionel Mandrake Oct 2014 #8
Thanks! DFW Oct 2014 #28
That's wonderful, DFW!! ailsagirl Oct 2014 #9
I'm very happy for you heaven05 Oct 2014 #10
Congrats.... CherokeeDem Oct 2014 #12
Ironically, I never used to be an aspiring author DFW Oct 2014 #34
Congrats! gademocrat7 Oct 2014 #13
Fantastic!!!!! calimary Oct 2014 #14
Will your book be available as a kindle avebury Oct 2014 #16
That is planned, DFW Oct 2014 #23
I'm not sure either, but I think amazon might have a place that walks you through it. lovemydog Oct 2014 #30
Amazon did indeed have such a place DFW Oct 2014 #31
Wow...that synopsis sounds right up my alley, DFW! ms liberty Oct 2014 #17
Wonderful! I got a star review from Kirkus as well. nolabear Oct 2014 #18
Thanks for the news DFW Oct 2014 #24
Congratulations to you! I am soooo jealous. LoisB Oct 2014 #19
Way to go, DFW! kag Oct 2014 #20
That's fabulous!! Manifestor_of_Light Oct 2014 #21
Congratulations, DFW! femmocrat Oct 2014 #22
We can dream! DFW Oct 2014 #25
Yay! shenmue Oct 2014 #29
Wow! Great review! mnhtnbb Oct 2014 #32
Thanks! I think I need to put a warning sticker on the cover, though DFW Oct 2014 #33

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,614 posts)
1. Wow, that is great news, my dear DFW!
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 05:21 PM
Oct 2014

You know I'll be wanting an autographed copy as soon as it's available..........and I insist on paying for it!

Major congratulations!

And I will feel forever thankful that I got a sneak preview of it.

DFW

(54,378 posts)
4. So I've been told
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 05:41 PM
Oct 2014

Not 5 minutes ago, Stan Lee sent his congrats. Like I said, it may not sell a single book, but I'll go to sleep a happy man tonight.

DFW

(54,378 posts)
5. I will! I hope 4 weeks from now, max, it should be out there.
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 05:44 PM
Oct 2014

I have to get all the tech stuff clear, and I'm begging my Dallas friends for help on that. They're being wonderful, but they have day jobs, too.

On the other hand, this will require full disclosure of my identity to all, and a probable withdrawal, for the most part, at least, from DU. Still, there are enough of you out there to keep the fires burning. I'm not worried.

annabanana

(52,791 posts)
11. Make sure to put me on your list to make sure
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 06:56 PM
Oct 2014

release date. . .

You can always PM people who have indicated that they wouldn't miss it! I'd hate to see you have to desert DU...

DFW

(54,378 posts)
26. Yeah, but only to those who care
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 10:46 PM
Oct 2014

The other route will be like waving a flag rather than leaving a business card

OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)
7. Congrats!
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 06:05 PM
Oct 2014

Will you do a book signing tour? I met Alton Brown at a book signing and barely caused him any consternation at all!

That's practically a ringing endorsement of my able-to-go-out-in-public skills.


I really do look forward to reading it!

Lionel Mandrake

(4,076 posts)
8. I'm jealous, but not surprised.
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 06:07 PM
Oct 2014

You have written a wonderful book. That should be obvious to anyone who reads it - even a critic. Here's to Kirkus Reviews for giving you some of the recognition you deserve.

CherokeeDem

(3,709 posts)
12. Congrats....
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 06:56 PM
Oct 2014

As an aspiring author, I love hearing about others having such great success!

Good luck and can't wait to read it!

DFW

(54,378 posts)
34. Ironically, I never used to be an aspiring author
Fri Oct 3, 2014, 08:21 AM
Oct 2014

But when my best friend back in Dallas got his first book published by Ballantine in 1996 (or 1997?) and it sold thousands and thousands and got the film rights bought by Warner Brothers for half a million, I wondered ever since if I had it in me to do the same. Our styles and subject matter were totally different, of course. His book was totally sci-fi and deadly serious, with all sorts of speculation on future society, etc etc. My book was strictly for fun, with a few not-so-concealed barbs tossed in at Republicans "just because I could."

avebury

(10,952 posts)
16. Will your book be available as a kindle
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 07:33 PM
Oct 2014

version? In an effort to downsize in terms of physical possessions I try to focus on audio and/or ebooks now.

DFW

(54,378 posts)
23. That is planned,
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 10:40 PM
Oct 2014

I'm not completely up on how that's done, but I'm told it is relatively simple.

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)
30. I'm not sure either, but I think amazon might have a place that walks you through it.
Thu Oct 2, 2014, 05:23 AM
Oct 2014

Alternatively, there's probably a company out there in google land that could do it for you.

Congratulations. It must be so nice seeing that others enjoy it.

DFW

(54,378 posts)
31. Amazon did indeed have such a place
Thu Oct 2, 2014, 05:45 AM
Oct 2014

I have to work on the font, as it's not the same for Kindle as for the print version.

Seeing others enjoy it is the equivalent of thundering applause for a musician. It's worth more than money, which I doubt I'll make on the venture. I'm in if for the fun--and everyone else's.

ms liberty

(8,574 posts)
17. Wow...that synopsis sounds right up my alley, DFW!
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 07:46 PM
Oct 2014

I will be keeping an eye out for updates from you on it's release. Congrats on the review!

nolabear

(41,961 posts)
18. Wonderful! I got a star review from Kirkus as well.
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 08:07 PM
Oct 2014

Like you, I'm sure, I vetted them and decided they would be fair and I wasn't buying anything. I've used that review and pull quotes from it in a lot of PR, and it's treated with a lot of respect.

Btw I also did an interview with them for their print copy, and it was interesting talking with the interviewer. I think they've been a good gatekeeper for indie publishers.

Again, really happy for you!

DFW

(54,378 posts)
25. We can dream!
Wed Oct 1, 2014, 10:45 PM
Oct 2014

Last edited Thu Oct 2, 2014, 05:46 AM - Edit history (1)

I think I'd be happy if those people who read it have a great time with it. If that's a lot of people, so much the better. My friend in Dallas tried his hand at this almost 20 years ago, and sold tens of thousands of copies and Warner Brothers bought the film rights for $500,000. He told me my book was better than his, but that it was a different world, much tougher for authors these days.

DFW

(54,378 posts)
33. Thanks! I think I need to put a warning sticker on the cover, though
Thu Oct 2, 2014, 06:21 AM
Oct 2014

"Warning: Republicans might not like this book."

MY version of Thomas Jefferson was not exactly THEIR kind of guy.......

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