Girls Playing Golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.
The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The women rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help" said one of the women,
"I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, no, I'll be alright. I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still grasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side.
She loosened his pants and she put her hands inside.
She began to massage him.
She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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