Banned from Walmart

[tk2kewl]

[orleans]

1. pretty damn funny & creative

of course it never happened & there is no reason why a store would contact the mrs. regarding a husband's naughty behavior.

on edit:

http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

snopes has 21 activities listed

i like the challenge other customers to a duel using tubes of gift wrap!

[hedgehog]

2. I'm working in Germany right now, and heard some folks chuckling over the German translation

of this last week!

[begin_within]

3. How do you use a camera as a mirror?

[Mnpaul]

4. I always wanted to play an embarrassing video

on their wall of TVs.

this one would be great
http://www.bravenewfilms.org/walmartmovie

[davidpdx]

5. Too bad they aren't true

I myself would try a few of those. I'd go with the ones where I was least likely to get caught or where they would not cause an commotion (plus number 10 would be out because I am not interested in picking up a gun).