Pat Robertson: Hollywood is going to force us to watch homosexuals until Jesus comes back

[ashling]

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/pat-robertson-hollywood-is-going-to-force-us-to-watch-homosexuals-until-jesus-comes-back/

[Arugula Latte]

1. Pat is squinting hard imagining the horrors of two handsome, muscular, oiled-up gay men

wrasslin' in sin.

[hunter]

2. It's worse than that, he's imagining a handsome oiled up naked Jesus.

[NightWatcher]

3. Funny, I just watch sports, NCIS, and the Blacklist

Maybe he should lay off the gay porn if he doesn't want to watch gay porn. God gave him the power to heal through the tv but not the common sense to change the channel or turn the dam thing off...(that doesn't speak to highly of the guy you claim created you)

[Blue Owl]

4. Pat Robertson's Own Private Rapeture

n/t

[cloudbase]

5. Hey, Pat!

Jerry Falwell just called, and he wants to get together for lunch tomorrow.

[Initech]

6. I'm sure Neil Patrick Harris would love his own network!

[Tabasco_Dave]

7. Turn off the tv and read a book asshole!

[Coventina]

8. Hooray! Sign me up!!!

[hifiguy]

9. Whatta maroon.

Those pics of the old fart always remind me of this smiley:

[KamaAina]

10. He should totally hook up with Phyllis Schlafly

[merrily]

20. Don't be too sure he hasn't.

One time, I was not paying much attention to what was on my TV until I looked up and saw him reading a letter from a girl who was under 18. (I've forgotten her exact age, but she was definitely a minor.) A 22 year old man was asking her out and, for some bizarre reason, she asked Robertson for advice. Does he tell her to speak to her parents or her pastor? Noooooo. The perve starts waxing poetic about girls dating older men, citing Heloise and Abelard.

The woman sitting next to Robertson was trying six ways to Sunday to shut him up, but he kept going.

[Monk06]

11. If you squint real hard your prayers go to heaven faster. It's a fact !

[Behind the Aegis]

12. As much gay porn as I watch, Jesus should have been back ages ago.

Gay porn can certainly bring about rapture. Who knows, maybe the old kook is onto something, or at least on something!

[Arugula Latte]

23. Carry on, soldier.

Thanks for taking one for the team!

With your efforts, JC's gonna come back aaaaaaany day now, I'm sure... *insert your own Second Coming joke ... Hell, insert your own "insert" joke ...*

[ZombieHorde]

26. Ha!

[Feral Child]

13. He's masturbating.

There, I said it. We're all thinking it.

[merrily]

21. Well, we are now. What a visual. I may vomit.

How could you be so cruel to your fellow DUers?

[Feral Child]

32. Ha!

[eShirl]

14. Like this, Pat?

[Jamaal510]

33. +1

[AngryOldDem]

15. Better than watching old, used-up fundie snake oil salesmen.

Just my opinion.

[bamademo]

16. Pat has a repressed desire for a big ole oiled up trouser snake.

His expressions are reflective of what it must be like to take one up his holy highway.

[nolabear]

17. I'll get the popcorn.

[merrily]

19. God. I likes me a snack when Hollywood somehow forces me to watch a movie.

What an ass he is.

[merrily]

18. Drama much? How does someone force you to watch something? Use your eyelids.

That's what women seeking an abortion have to do in states that don't realize how batshit nuts you are, Pat.

[sakabatou]

22. He looks constipated.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

24. I guess we better get used to watching homosexuals. nt

[Tom Kitten]

25. Awww fuck

Nobody's forcing me to watch anything

What is this Hollywood anyways...last time I visited only thing being filmed there was Dr. Phil...

[hobbit709]

27. He's in for a long wait.

And prune juice will do something for that expression.

[sendero]

28. Hollywood..

.. is stronger than God? Who knew?

[Wolf Frankula]

29. I'd Rather Watch Homosexuals Than Marion

the Booze Officer. They make more sense.

Wolf

[Brigid]

31. Um, Pat, I have a little news for you.

Along with your TV, you get a remote with buttons that change the channels and even turn the TV off if you want. Nobody "forces" you to watch anything.

[nomorenomore08]

34. The older he gets, the more he looks like a Keebler elf...