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Woman gets busted twice within 3 hours for DUI

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	Um, charging her twice for the same offense is unconstitutional double-jeopardy
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	My client is willing to plead guilty to a reduced charge and join a zombiism treatment program
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	We would like to give you this nice envelope of cash, Your Honor, if you could just forget about this unfortunate little misunderstanding
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	Y'know what? This is just still more fuggin police harassment. Leave the poor woman alone already
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	Could we have a continuance please please please with sugar on top?
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	The actual crime was committed by a drunken zombie who was disguised as her and was driving her stolen car
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	This is the first time she's been charged with drunk driving twice in one day
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	She really had no intention of breaking the law: she was simply too drunk to know what she was doing at the time
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	This is yet another case of a rare sleep-walking disorder
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	My client is so crazy and stupid that she is completely unable to comprehend the charges against her
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[Xyzse]

1. It would still have been going to her home for me.

I think it is still her fault, but I would file for leniency.