Magic-Store Employee Not The Same Since Losing Virginity

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ANAHEIM, CA—Scottie Reuss, 22, a longtime employee of Merlin's Magicland, has not been as interested in magic or customer service as he was before his March 27 virginity loss, coworkers reported Monday.


The recently deflowered Reuss.

"Scottie's been working here almost three years, and he's always been responsible," said Sol "Merlin" Horowitz, owner of Merlin's Magicland, located in the Holiday Plaza strip mall. "But these past few weeks, he just hasn't been himself. It's almost as if serving the needs of the Orange County magic community is no longer his top priority."

In addition to failing to re-lock the sword cabinet twice and calling in sick for the first time in his tenure at the store, Reuss has been markedly less enthusiastic about demonstrating tricks to customers over the past three weeks.

"Heck, I've been in the business 34 years, and Scottie could show me new places to hide a ping-pong ball," said regular customer "Amazing" Al Rondelle. "But the last time I went in there, he acted like he couldn't care less about incredible shrinking dice and color-changing ropes. He just rang up my purchases and waved me out the door."

[NYC_SKP]

1. Now THAT's what I call an "O Face"!

[panader0]

2. I was never the same either...

[pinboy3niner]

3. He traded his interest in magic for...an interest in MAGIC

[malthaussen]

4. He believes in the magic in a young girl's... heart.

-- Mal

[pinboy3niner]

5. +1

Well done!

[marzipanni]

6. I hope it was better than doing a trick with his wand.

[Jenoch]

7. I wondered, "Why is this a story?"

Then I noticed the link.

[rug]

8. I guess he did find a new place to hide his ping-pong ball.