Do Meta posts about Meta belong in The Lounge?

[GoneOffShore]

Or do posts complaining about posts complaining about Meta complaining about the Lounge belong in Meta?

Or do posts complaining about posts complaining about the Lounge complaining about Meta posts belong in Religion?

I'm confused. Or bemused?

And can I alert on my own posts? Or do I have to ask someone else to do it? Or do I have to ask someone else to ask a third party to do it?

I was less confused in high school - I think.

And if this gets moved, can I join the Brotherhood of the Perpetually Offended? Which would mean spending money for laudanum, a fainting couch and some pearls to clutch.

And anyone who I haven't offended, I'm truly sorry.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Yes. Meta posts about Meta in the Meta Forum can't HANDLE Meta.

Only the deft hand of those of us in the DU Lounge can handle that shit.

I'm serious.

Same as it ever was.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. "I never meta man I didn't Lounge" -- Will Fingers

[NYC_SKP]

3. Alerting.

On Will's finger.

I don't know where it's been....

[GoneOffShore]

6. I alert on your alert

And raise you two pit bulls and a bad jury (according to me) decision.

[NYC_SKP]

7. You can't alert on my alert, I've already alerted... plus I'm breastfeeding right now.

Which pretty much kills this subthread!

[GoneOffShore]

9. Lighten up Francis.

Or you'll start talking about Meta.

And what's the first rule of Meta-Club?

You don't talk about Meta-Club (or breast feeding).

[NYC_SKP]

11. It's dinnertime here, 5:18. I saw a Ruby Tuesdays up the road....

It's a chain, but there might be a different chain, a better crappy chain, that serves Italian(ish)...

Hmmm.....

[Generic Brad]

4. I thought Meta was the new Lounge

This place is more like "Lounge Classic".

[GoneOffShore]

5. Perhaps Meta should have a new name?

The Meta Lounge? Where there is perpetual outrage.

And this could be Lounge Classic? Where there is perpetual fun and breast feeding, smoking pit bulls eating kudzu salad and cornflake breaded fried chicken at the Olive Garden.

[NYC_SKP]

8. I'm thinking "Bob" would be a nice name.

what about "Bob"?

[GoneOffShore]

10. But that would be offending Bobs everywhere.

We could call it Robert though.

[csziggy]

12. Didn't someone propose calling it the Mehta Lounge?

We could have that Zubin guy playing the fiddle!

[saras]

13. I used to think the right-wing needed a generic bumpersticker: Consider Yourself Offended

...but then I realized the offense was just to knock you off-balance for the REAL attack...

[Curmudgeoness]

14. Meta-phor posts???

Life is a constant battle.