a friend e-mailed those to me, I had to share. :D
1. He said to me: I don't know why you wear a bra, you don't have
anything to put in it. I said to him: you wear pants don't you?
2. He said to me: shall we swap positions tonite? I said to him: that is a
good idea, you stand by the stove and sink and I will sit on the couch
and do nothing but fart.
3. He said to me: what have you been doing with the grocery money
I give you? I said to him: Turn sideways and look in a mirror.
4. He said to me: why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him: we don't have time.
5. He said to me: how many men does it take to change a roll of
TP? I said to him: IDK it has never happened.
6. He said to me: what do yo call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night? I said to him: A widow.
7. He said to me: why are married females heavier then single females ?
I said to him: a single female comes home from work, looks what is in
the fridge and goes to bed. A married female comes home from work
looks are what is in the bed, and goes to the fridge.
I hope you smiled at least once.
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