i am drunk at an unreasonably early hour and out of booze

[fizzgig]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Enjoy the ride while you're on it, my dear fizzgig!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[fizzgig]

4. i was just going grocery shopping, honest

it is perilous having a great bar next to the grocery store

*i did not get drive myself home

[pinboy3niner]

11. Riiiiiight. You were just going for "groceries" again.

[fizzgig]

12. beer is groceries

amiright?

[pinboy3niner]

13. I thought that was grits :)

But after consulting my shopping list, I have to conclude that, indeed, both grits and beer are groceries. As well as a fine breakfast.

[fizzgig]

14. grits are, indeed, groceries

but beer is far more important

[riqster]

16. Yep! It is made from grain. Grain is healthy.

"Man is not a rational animal. He is a rationalizing animal."

[shenmue]

2. Call the Vodka Patrol

I think they exist, right?

[fizzgig]

5. i am waiting for them to show up on my door step

a girl can dream, right?

[shenmue]

7. Call 555-GLUG

[fizzgig]

8. fast busy signal

>_<

[shenmue]

9. I hate it when that happens

[Kali]

3. at 9 pm when I am struggling to stay awake

the husband likes to jab me with "hey the band doesn't even start for another hour!"

[fizzgig]

6. husband woke me up at 630 to tell me were out of catfood

no shit, sherlock. get the can of tuna in the cabinet.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

10. I'm trying my hardest to catch up to you,

I've only got 6 beers left.

[Tom Kitten]

15. go to the store and get more!

That's what I just did, after reading some of the nuggets of wisdom in Gd...