Guys, you have three... four.. four choices!...

[Xipe Totec]

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And I don't care which one of you was the last to go...

1.- Lift the seat on the toilet before you go.
2.- Squat on the seat when you go.
3.- Wipe the sit of the toilet after you go.
4.- Depends

End of discussion. I don't want to know who did it, just FIX IT!

3 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Lift the seat on the toilet before you go.
	2 (67%)
	Squat on the seat when you go.
	1 (33%)
	Wipe the seat of the toilet after you go.
	0 (0%)
	Depends...
	0 (0%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[NecklyTyler]

1. Always put the lid down after you are done.

That way whoever is next always gets to lift it up.

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[Xipe Totec]

3. You're 50% right. nt

[Joe Shlabotnik]

35. I always thought that was the most fair method,

and keeps the dog from drinking out of the toilet bowl too.

[cwydro]

37. I had a big dog

who would open the lid with her head.

Then drink with the lid on top of her silly head.

Yes, she had water readily available in her bowl.

I miss her.

[MADem]

2. Gee, you forgot ....

Pee in the sink!!!!



Not recommending it, just throwing it out there as an OPTION......

[Throd]

17. +P

[jakeXT]

21. mkay

[MADem]

28. Really though--a quick splash of water in the sink wouldn't go amiss!

Not a whole tankload--but just enough to clear and clean the sink!!!

[Skittles]

4. please your mama and your sis

open the lid before you piss

[BlueJazz]

5. You women take all the fun out of life. MY fun thing is waiting until I have to pee like...

...the proverbial racehorse, put the digital scale in front of the toilet, step on it, piss and watch the scale go down.
Life doesn't get any better than that.

[NightWatcher]

6. Did you ever know that you're my hero?

I've always wanted to do that.

To answer the original, if ladies are so concerned, shouldn't they pay attention to the seat's location and cleanliness or dryness thereof?

[BlueJazz]

7. "shouldn't they pay attention to the seat's location and cleanliness or dryness thereof? "

Yes, I look before I sit down on a toilet.

There was a rather funny line by George Carlin about bathrooms: What the hell is all this stuff about "Wash your hands...Wash your hands ...Wash your hands after taking a dump....Fuck Man! I don't shit on my hands!"

Of course, that's not the point but the way he said it...

[panader0]

15. I tried that once last year.

I had been drinking quite a bit of beer. I lost three pounds in one piss.

[hibbing]

13. Hehe

That is funny as all heck, thanks for the laugh.

Peace

[F4lconF16]

33. ...does this actually work?

Because I think I've finally found a good enough reason to buy a bathroom scale

[blogslut]

8. You close the lid before you flush.

Otherwise your potty leavings spray all over the bathroom.

As for the next person, they should just assume the lid is closed and deal from there.

[DebJ]

9. I did that at 3am while 7 months pregnant. Fell right in.

So I wouldn't recommend presuming anything.

It is not easy to extract a 7month pregnant woman from a toilet bowl.

[blogslut]

10. Well,

I meant the lid, not the seat. But I'm sorry that happened to you. It's never fun to land on open toilet seat and I imagine it's super awful while pregnant.

[pipi_k]

22. Potty leavings

can be pretty sneaky, or so I've read.

Even if the seat is closed, if there's a gap between the seat and the rim, the potty spray will come out that way.

After reading that, I started storing my toothbrush in the medicine cabinet instead of out in the open in the toothbrush holder.

[blogslut]

27. Yikes!

I'm never going to the bathroom again!

[LoveMyCali]

31. plus it keeps the cats

From playing in or drinking from the "magic fountain."

The lid always has to be out down at my house.

[olddots]

11. i pee outside

usually on my sneakers too .

[pinboy3niner]

18. Just remember...

Don't eat the yellow snow!

[pipi_k]

23. I'm pretty sure that

sometime during my evil childhood I told one of my younger sisters that yellow snow was lemon flavored

[underahedgerow]

12. Why is it so hard to toilet train the menfolk? I swear it's easier to housebreak my doggie!!!

Maybe we should use the same training techniques;

'Do your business!' 'Good boy! What a good boy! Here's a treat!!!'

Lather, rinse, repeat....

Gawd I just love 'em.

[Phentex]

14. LOL!

I am happy I do not share a bathroom with anyone.

[kath]

32. And why can't they wipe their bums well enough to avoid leaving skidmarks in their

Undies?
What the heck?! Yuck!

[magical thyme]

16. Or you could be like the jerk where I work

who puts one of those paper things on the seat before she sets her precious fanny down.

And then leaves it for somebody else to clean up, because no way she's touching that dirty paper where here fanny just sat. Oh, and then there was the other day when her soiled TP failed to drop into the toilet, instead clinging to the paper thingie on top of the toilet seat. (no emoticon seems to fit here)

[Kaleva]

19. what's the etiquette for pissing in the kitchen sink?

[Xipe Totec]

20. Step one: Live alone. nt

[Kaleva]

29. And that would solve the toilet seat debate too.

[pipi_k]

24. If there are

dishes in it, make sure they had to be washed anyway.

[madinmaryland]

25. or the kitchen garbage can...

[Generic Brad]

26. I am thoroughly confused

If I am supposed to lift the seat before I go, it makes it damned near impossible to squat on the seat when I go. With instructions like these, it's no wonder we make a mess.

[hunter]

30. Go out in the garden and pee in the compost heap.

It will appreciate the nitrogen.

I have some funny stories about my great grandmother's outhouse, and big weddings and other celebrations where the septic tanks overflowed.

Similar stories again, just this last Thanksgiving holiday.

When my wife and I bought our house we saw its connection to the city sewer as a very desirable feature. We wouldn't ever have to rent porta-potties or ask the DJ to ask our male guests to pee outside.

Other than that, it's just good manners to leave the toilet at least a little bit better than you found it, or notify the host when the toilet becomes unusable.

Maybe the worst toilet I've ever encountered was in France. My parents, me, and my siblings had ended up as indigent Americans (no real fault of my parents, just bad luck) living in our car in a public park. The toilet was one that attracted puking drunks and public masturbators.

Male or female, it was preferable to pee in the forest, or walk to much friendlier places to poop, giving a few coins to the scowling old woman supervising the facility.

Just before we ran out of coins to poop with, the local authorities decided they didn't like indigent Americans living in their park so they bought us gasoline and ferry tickets to England.

My dad paid them back, and then some, just as soon as he got his money from Spain... long story. (There had been some awful toilets in Spain too.)

Of course, I've seen equally awful and worse toilets in the U.S.A., additionally seasoned with a potential for violence.

[Kaleva]

34. I had posted in the garndening group about that.

It did do wonders with the compost pile.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/11592465

[Wolf Frankula]

36. And the Two Legs are Supposed to Close the Lid

It keeps the four legs from drinking from the toilet.

Wolf

[progressoid]

38. I am a conscientious pee-er

My wife recently told me she can't remember ever having problems with me and the toilet seat.

[orleans]

39. why is this a poll?

i don't care--i'm voting in it even tho i'm not a guy!

[Xipe Totec]

40. OP Privileges

Voting is not gender restricted, though execution tends to be somewhat gender limited....

At least I HOPE execution is gender limited.

[orleans]

41. yeah, you can probably guess which one i voted in. n/t

[Xipe Totec]

42. Hey, I voted for that one too.

Due to a wicked left yaw that makes it impossible to aim straight.

[krispos42]

43. So the "rainbow" method isn't an option?

Booo...

[Xipe Totec]

44. Don't piss on the diesel puddles. nt

[pinboy3niner]

45. Depends...

You left out #4.

[Xipe Totec]

46. Bonus for the most useful, apropos, and helpful suggestion evah. nt