Until today, I didn't know people did stool transplants at home

[Kaleva]

It's actually called Fecal Microbiota Transplantation or FMT for short. There are instruction videos on Youtube for the DIY types.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Now here's a topic that I wouldn't touch with a spatula.

Or a stick...or turkey baster.

How the hell do they do that?

[Kaleva]

2. The lady in the video had a smoothie blender.

Which she said costs about $15.00 and makes the process much easier.

[LiberalEsto]

3. Where does one place the blender?

[Kaleva]

7. It's not where you may think

It was on the bathroom vanity counter along with other implements like a measuring cup, a bowl, spoon, strainer and fleet enema bottles.

[NYC_SKP]

4. Noted. I will never ever buy a pre-used smoothie blender device.

eww.

[GeorgeGist]

5. Thom Tillis is a pioneer.

[Kaleva]

6. Lol!

[cwydro]

8. But why?

Why?

Gah!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. My friends and I had a stool transplant foursome at home

Pretty kinky swapping.

[Kaleva]

10. Read an interesting article about the ugly darkside of the stool transplant black market.

People reportedly waking up in a tub filled with cold water in some motel room and having a very empty feeling in their bowels.

[LiberalEsto]

11. Faux Snooze performs millions of electronic stool transplants daily

From the asses of the 1% to whatever passes for brains among its viewers.

[Baitball Blogger]

12. They stool the idea from rabbits. I mean "stole."