What is your favorite non-compliment?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Mine has to be, "Well, if nothing else, at least he/she is consistent."

[panader0]

1. "As a musician, you're a really good drywaller."

[kwassa]

2. This is Paul's grandfather. He's very clean!

A Hard Day's Night.

[Xipe Totec]

3. When I'm near you I feel next to useless. nt

[lovemydog]

4. I admire your courage.

Said after someone does something reckless & it goes wrong.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

5. My co-worker likes to tell me

"You're doing a really good job, despite what they say about you"

[hibbing]

6. Well...that's interesting

I guess that is what I say when someone tells me something they did that I think is wacko.

Peace

[progressoid]

8. Also used when critiquing marginal artwork.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. "You're nothing like your mother said..."

[pinboy3niner]

9. "You have a firm grasp of the obvious."

[KMOD]

10. Well, you meant well.

[sarge43]

11. "Well .... that could have been worse." n/t

[blogslut]

12. "Bless your heart"

Usually said by a woman of a certain age in response to the actions of a foolish child. It's a southern thing.

[CrawlingChaos]

13. "That must have taken you a lot of time"

[Jamaal510]

14. I notice how in sports,

some announcers use "spunky" and "they never give up" when talking about weaker teams. Aren't ALL professional teams supposed to be like that, though?