Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. / I sleep all night with a 10-foot Grey.

[Silent3]

This topic got locked in General Discussion, but it's too good to let it die so easily.

Meet the Chinese Lumberjack Who Slept With an Alien

He awoke at home, he told me, with no memory of how he got there. A few nights later he woke to find himself floating above his bed. As his wife slumbered beneath him, a 10-foot-tall, 6-fingered alien woman with thighs coated in braided hair straddled his waist. Meng and the alien copulated for 40 minutes.

"She then disappeared through the wall and I floated back down to bed. She left me with this." He undid his trousers to reveal a two-inch-long jagged mark that he insisted bore only a coincidental resemblance to a scar resulting from a slipped stroke of a saw.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Was it good for both of them?